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Posted on 04/24/2009 5:41:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now its been a closely guarded secret.
Hi, Billy Mays here again -this time for the one product that will allow you too, to live the energy wasting lifestyle youve always dreamed about, but were too eco-conscious to pursue.
Green is good and what could be more green than planting a tree, saving an endangered species habitat or building a windmill? Nothing! Nothing could be better. So if youre ready to go green, then youre doing a good thing, and doing a good thing makes you good person!
And good people know a good thing when they see one.
Introducing the Obama Carbon Offset Coins! Each coin bears the Earth-friendly face of President Barack Obama. Because theyre minted in China*, we can offer them to you at an astonishingly low price.
Each coin you purchase will help save an old growth tree, build an environmentally friendly energy source, or adopt an orphan tree.
These old growth trees are home to endangered species like the Red Cockade Woodpecker and the Spotted Owl, and deserve to be preserved.
Wind mills and solar panels are not the only way to gain energy independence but they are the greenest. For each dollar you spend on an Obama Carbon Offset Coin, a full three cents will go to one of these worth projects. Now thats change you can believe in.
But the one that pulls at my heartstrings, and I hope your purse strings, is the Orphan Tree Fund. Millions of trees are living in desperate situations, in impoverished nations around the world. Many of these trees have never been hugged. By purchasing Obama coins, you give these neglected trees a chance to grow-up and lead productive lives, cleaning harmful CO2 from our air.
For just one Obama Carbon Offset Coin a week, you can help change the life of a deserving tree
forever. Four times a year, you will receive a picture of your tree and a report on how its doing. Suitable for framing, youll treasure your tree and feel good about yourself, because youll know that not only have you saved a tree, youre saving the planet.
And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, well throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide.
So you get the Obama Carbon Offset coins and a Joe and Hillary poster.
But wait theres more!
As an added bonus, were going to give you a second poster. Thats right. Just for ordering in the next twenty minutes, well send you -absolutely free- Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi showing that they too can wear the Emperor Obamas New Clothes.
Get yours now!
Due to high demand, the phone lines may be busy. Dial 1-800-HUG-TREE, thats 1-800-HUG-TREE and be prepared to wait. Getting your Obama Carbon Offset Coins are just like getting economic recovery.
*Obama Carbon Offset Coins cannot be sold to children under 16 due to the lead content.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: communistholiday; earthday; globalwarming; green; leninsbirthday; obamajokes; ofst; silliness
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To: BenLurkin
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posted on
04/24/2009 7:33:09 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(American voters can fix this world if they would just wake up.)
To: Lucky9teen
82
posted on
04/24/2009 7:36:54 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts.....)
To: BenLurkin
I want a 6’ tall poster of that for my office.
83
posted on
04/24/2009 7:37:24 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(America has proved it's not racist. Now it needs to prove it's not suicidal.)
To: BenLurkin
Didn't check that many boxes but...turns out I'm 32% green. And I thought I was just being cheap.
Your Life is 32% Green |
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To: Lucky9teen
28%. That’s enough. Funny thing though...things like turn out the lights...it’s not hot enough to run the AC for air conditioning yet etc...I was doing way before green got silly.
To: a fool in paradise
I think that is the bulls technique actually. He's apparently been watching those
"b-boy" movies again...
To: Lucky9teen
Redefines, "You hit the nail on the head."
Story here: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25378925-421,00.html
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posted on
04/24/2009 7:47:10 AM PDT
by
TSgt
(Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
To: Lucky9teen
Shoot me now.....
Your Life is 8% Green |
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger. So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter? |
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posted on
04/24/2009 7:47:39 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
To: Lucky9teen
And if I see ONE more damn GREEN commercial, I think blood will shoot out my eyes.
*LOL! / BIG 'OL SNICKER*
*TIRE BURNIN' BUMP*
"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke
The problem with socialism is that you eventually, run out of other peoples money. - Margaret Thatcher
"There are two sets of rules. One set for the rulers and another for the rest of us." Richard Yancey, former IRS tax collector
Your Life is 20% Green |
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger. So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter? |
89
posted on
04/24/2009 7:53:15 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
To: Lucky9teen
Time marches on......
To: Lucky9teen
You left out one:
“Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Wait a minute. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. I haven’t had enough sleep. Uh, uh, uh, but I’m glad you’re with me. Uh, uh, uh, green.” Barak Hussein Obama Messiah
91
posted on
04/24/2009 8:00:38 AM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
To: Travis T. OJustice
92
posted on
04/24/2009 8:02:27 AM PDT
by
Tatze
(I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
To: Tatze
93
posted on
04/24/2009 8:10:55 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
To: Lucky9teen
The modern four horsemen of the Apocalypse:
94
posted on
04/24/2009 8:13:43 AM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(I'm learning Arabic, Farsi, Urdu, Pashtu, and Russian so someday you won't have to)
To: CindyDawg
I turn off the lights and conservatively use the A/C not because I love trees but because I'm just a grumpy ole miser.
Of course, I have two teenagers and a 11yo so I can make it a nonstop exercise routine by going through the house continuously turning off lights.
95
posted on
04/24/2009 8:15:51 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
To: envisio
Yeah. I like trees...I don’t worship them though. All of our cut backs are to save money...not the planet .
To: MonicaG
97
posted on
04/24/2009 8:18:58 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist Recruiter - see Constitution for details!)
To: r-q-tek86
ROFLOL - Good to see you RQ
98
posted on
04/24/2009 8:20:51 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist Recruiter - see Constitution for details!)
To: envisio
99
posted on
04/24/2009 8:21:37 AM PDT
by
Scythian
To: Lucky9teen
Your Life is 0% Green |
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger. So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter? |
100
posted on
04/24/2009 8:21:45 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(We are all equal here but some of us are more equal than others.)
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