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[Lucky9teen]

Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now it’s been a closely guarded secret.

Hi, Billy Mays here again -this time for the one product that will allow you too, to live the energy wasting lifestyle you’ve always dreamed about, but were too eco-conscious to pursue.

Green is good and what could be more green than planting a tree, saving an endangered species’ habitat or building a windmill? Nothing! Nothing could be better. So if you’re ready to go green, then you’re doing a good thing, and doing a good thing makes you good person!

And good people know a good thing when they see one.

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And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, we’ll throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide.

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But wait there’s more!

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[a fool in paradise]

HA! HA!!!!!

[Vor Lady]

Your Life is 24% Green

You're on the right track to living a green life, and you're definitely doing your part to help out.
You care about the earth, and hopefully this quiz has given you some ideas on how you can do more!

How Green Is Your Life?

Dang, still too 'green'....

[a fool in paradise]

[Travis T. OJustice]

[erkyl]

[envisio]

My daughter is on a green fad right now. She is going to eat soy and save the world. Of course she watches too much MTV and VH1.

So she thinks that NASA should stop launching rockets into the atmoshere. I told her she should take action and get on her cell phone right now and call them. That went right over her head.

[a fool in paradise]

He really gets around:

[Travis T. OJustice]

That went right over her head.

Me too. I don't get it.

[a fool in paradise]

See what I mean?

[Travis T. OJustice]

Oy!

[a fool in paradise]

"This town needs an enema monument..." - Some Joker

[a fool in paradise]

If she’s going to eat soy then (A) she is going to eat processed foodstuffs and (B) may risk Alzheimer in later years.

And MTV/VH1 now are just the “tweener” stage of indoctrination from Viacom that falls between Nickeoldeon (where Linda Ellerbee told children to educate their ignorant parents on the environment and global warming), Comedy Central’s “Daily Show”, and ultimately SeeBS.

[a fool in paradise]

If launching missiles into the atmosphere causes global warming, why did the doomsayers tell us that the atomic bomb testing was ushering in a new ice age?

[envisio]

We had this conversation while she was fumbling with the GPS navigation on her cell phone and flipping channels on DirectTV.

.....satelites.....

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Hey! I want that football!

[Travis T. OJustice]

Cell phones don’t need satelites any more than landline phones.

[Pan_Yan]

A young lady I worked with put up a note in the kitchen asking everyone to refrain from using disposable cups. Her note ended with “The Earth thanks you.”

I put a yellow sticky under it that said “Earth First! We’ll pave the other planets later.” It stayed there for almost a year.

[BenLurkin]

CELEBRATING Earth Day.....

HERE'S HOW!

[BenLurkin]

Happy Earth Day!

[april15Bendovr]