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All Dogs Go To Heaven [Church Sign Debate] FUNNY!!!
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| 04/14/09
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Posted on 04/14/2009 3:01:47 AM PDT by coffee260
This is literally a church signs debate, being played out in a southern town, between the Catholic church and a Presbyterian church that face each other across the street. From top to bottom, you will see the response and counter-response over time. The Catholics are displaying a much better sense of humor. You get the impression that the Presbyterians are actually taking this seriously!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor
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To: RegulatorCountry
I agree.
Romans 8 verses 19 - 22
19. For the earnest expectation of the creature waiteth for the manifestation of the sons of God.
20. For the creature was made subject to vanity, not willingly, but by reason of him who hath subjected the same in hope,
21. Because the creature itself also shall be delivered from the bondage of corruption into the glorious liberty of the children of God.
22 . For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.
I would go on to say, that those who are just born mean, and hate dogs for no good reason have no heart or soul.
To: Huck
When my children were young, we raised guinea pigs...cute critters and reproduce quickly..24 hours after a female gives birth, shes ready to breed again...males make good daddys and they can stay with the babies, just not the first 48 hours. Females are able to breed only for the 24-48 hours after giving birth. Then the male can be put back in with mama and babies...They figured out when the refrig. door opened in the basement (where they were kept) they would all start yelling WEEP WEEP WEEP. sorry that’s the best I can do with what they sound like.That’s when they got fresh lettuce...Don’t smell and make good pets but can bite if they don’t like you... The babies are born fully furred and with teeth. They start eating the same food as the adults within 24 hours..
To: Huck
You’ll have to catch and release...no more death..
To: guitarplayer1953
If it means I can get in, I’ll clean their stables...
To: kaylar
To: A knight without armor
One of the best hoss opera’s ever on TV. Along with Rawhide.
To: goat granny
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posted on
04/14/2009 7:18:19 PM PDT
by
guitarplayer1953
(Psalm 83:1-8 is on the horizon.)
To: goat granny
I always catch and release bass. I’ve never been so in need of food as to kill a fine lunker. I just like to hassle em and throw em back. Trout, on the other hand...
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posted on
04/14/2009 7:25:29 PM PDT
by
Huck
("He that lives on hope will die fasting"- Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac)
To: Huck
” Trout, on the other hand..”.
Taste great.......leave the head on..
To: goat granny
That's how I do it. Easy to gut em. Taste great in a frying pan with butter, or on the grill. When the eyes turn white, it's done! lol.
Bass are a sportin' fish. I'd eat em if I ever got that hungry, but I hope it never comes to that. I respect the big mouthed hogs too much to eat em. Not that I don't respect trout....they just taste too good not to eat.
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posted on
04/14/2009 7:47:41 PM PDT
by
Huck
("He that lives on hope will die fasting"- Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac)
To: Huck
Broil until the eyes turn white is the best...(I don’t have a grill.) Years back my son lived in N.Carolina and got a bass so big he had it mounted..He loved bass fishing and usually released...The plaque with the mount tells exactly where he caught it..I don’t remember if it was large or small mouth....Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will never be home...
To: goat granny
Teach a man to fish and he will never be home I stopped by a fishing hole recently. I was running an errand so I only had time for a few casts. Another guy was there. When I was leaving after only 20 minutes or so, he said to me, "Giving up already?" I replied "I've got to get going, my wife thinks I'm at the grocery store." He gave a hearty laugh, I wished him luck, and hurried away to complete my errands. I get home, first thing my wife says, "How was the fishing?"
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posted on
04/15/2009 5:35:04 AM PDT
by
Huck
("He that lives on hope will die fasting"- Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac)
To: Huck
LOL Your married to a jewel among women.
To: goat granny; Huck
.....not a bad choice in a husband either!
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posted on
04/28/2009 4:21:34 PM PDT
by
3D-JOY
To: coffee260
Looks like one of those sites where you can create your own signs. First clue, the weather seems to stay the same. LOL
Having said that.
Ecclesiastes 3:19 (King James Version)
19 For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity.
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posted on
04/28/2009 10:18:05 PM PDT
by
Netizen
To: Prophet in the wilderness
Dogs do teach us a lesson in humility ( something that the self righteous/Snotty Religious folks have not learned ) .... and Dogs teach us what is humility. As opposed the SNOTTY/NONRELIGIOUS people? LOL
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posted on
04/28/2009 10:20:39 PM PDT
by
Netizen
To: MIchaelTArchangel
Deuteronomy 32:18
Of the Rock that begat thee thou art unmindful, and hast forgotten God that formed thee.
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posted on
04/28/2009 10:25:27 PM PDT
by
Netizen
To: Prophet in the wilderness
I don't care what the self righteous/Snotty Religious folks say, the Bible says, that God considers all his creation... and I do believe that in some capacity, DOGS do go to heaven.... I've been around a lot of dogs, and they are conscious, have emotions, and personalities, as do cats, at least the domesticated ones.
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posted on
04/28/2009 10:35:11 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: Moonman62
LoL ... that was a good one....
To: Netizen
" As opposed the SNOTTY/NONRELIGIOUS people? LOL "
Yes, there are those kinds, but, non religious people can be self righteious in their pride.....
As the Bible says " do not be wise in your own eyes " .... Hmmmm ? could that mean ??? moral relevance ?
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