I stopped by a fishing hole recently. I was running an errand so I only had time for a few casts. Another guy was there. When I was leaving after only 20 minutes or so, he said to me, "Giving up already?" I replied "I've got to get going, my wife thinks I'm at the grocery store." He gave a hearty laugh, I wished him luck, and hurried away to complete my errands. I get home, first thing my wife says, "How was the fishing?"
LOL Your married to a jewel among women.