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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
961
posted on
04/09/2009 3:51:33 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Monkey Face
962
posted on
04/09/2009 3:53:09 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
With two ayes and a chirp the motion is carried.
963
posted on
04/09/2009 3:55:21 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: Monkey Face
964
posted on
04/09/2009 3:56:13 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
965
posted on
04/09/2009 3:56:38 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Darksheare
966
posted on
04/09/2009 3:58:12 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick
Let me know if she is in the West Michigan area.
We always go to the Grand Haven Coast Guard Festival. Be glad to buy her a Vernors or a Red Pop as she is still under drinking age.
967
posted on
04/09/2009 3:59:26 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: Monkey Face
We haz crocus!
And it is suppose to be in the 50's by the weekend.
Daffodil spears are coming up but no blossoms yet.
968
posted on
04/09/2009 4:02:14 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
YES!!!
I love croci! *snirt*
969
posted on
04/09/2009 4:04:06 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
There’s a Paintball beatdown as well.
The kid screams like a girl.
Of course, he’s in nuthin but a jockstrap and facemask.
The torment is glorious, the humiliaion is final, and.. it’s all on video.
970
posted on
04/09/2009 4:04:24 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Oy!
971
posted on
04/09/2009 4:04:30 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: Darksheare
972
posted on
04/09/2009 4:06:11 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; fanfan; ThomasThomas
I’m getting on the road.
I think we may be on the trail of the Easter Bunny, or something. I’ll let you know if we strike chocolate.
Later!
973
posted on
04/09/2009 4:06:42 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I find this amusing as I never did such thins growing up.
I was often too busy detonating the back yard...
974
posted on
04/09/2009 4:07:24 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face
I want to get some Crocus Sativus bulbs and raise my own saffron.
975
posted on
04/09/2009 4:08:32 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Full moon tonight.
Beware of were-bunnies.
976
posted on
04/09/2009 4:09:28 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
That would be a really good thing to do!
I used to grow stuff, but the only thing I had any luck with was weeds. That’s because they were cleverly disguised as medicinal herbs.
977
posted on
04/09/2009 4:13:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: NicknamedBob
Watch out for the Were-Rabbit!
978
posted on
04/09/2009 4:13:33 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Darksheare
Dad would have had my head.
No shooting at people with air guns was a firm rule.
Blowing up the back yard was also a no-no but there was wiggle room. After all, rouge lightning strikes will happen.
979
posted on
04/09/2009 4:14:23 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Dad had no room to talk about not blowing stuff up.. he kinda accidentaly napalmed the local constable one fine morning after a failed.. experiment he said.
Something along the lines of, “Oops, throw it!” *kaboom*
*siren*
We only had to call the fire department twice, but not for our splosions.
(But why in the name of all that is bizarre would anyone do an airsoft or paintball beatdown? Boggles the mind.)
980
posted on
04/09/2009 4:18:27 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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