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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick
I just took some letters to the mailbox. Nice out!
921
posted on
04/09/2009 6:33:49 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: ThomasThomas
I usually read all the posts from the night before, beginning with my last one.
:o])
922
posted on
04/09/2009 6:45:26 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; fanfan; ThomasThomas; Dead Corpse
Good morning, everyone.
I’m here. I think.
923
posted on
04/09/2009 6:49:32 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
You are not here, your somewhere over there.
924
posted on
04/09/2009 7:30:51 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
To: Monkey Face
925
posted on
04/09/2009 8:02:48 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: ThomasThomas
That’s because you’re not here, either. Otherwise, I could see you.
926
posted on
04/09/2009 8:05:43 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
So...Tell me about Anoreth. What’s next for her?
927
posted on
04/09/2009 8:06:32 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Anoreth’s leaving for basic training on June 16. (Good thing I’m planning to have the baby by the 7th!) I’m on the phone now getting her a checking account, so she can get her pay deposited and all that.
We also have to get a form signed by our doctor, verifying the dates of her vaccinations.
928
posted on
04/09/2009 8:20:13 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Monkey Face
"So...Tell me about Anoreth. What’s next for her?"I ship out to Basic Training June 16. 'Till then, I just have to sell some of these books and finish up the semester. Not necessarily in that order.
929
posted on
04/09/2009 8:23:00 AM PDT
by
Anoreth
(What good is being 'cool' if you can't wear a sombrero? - Calvin and Hobbes)
To: Anoreth
You go, Girl!
Be sure to write to me when you have time. Basic is pretty intense and when you have time to do anything, it will probably be sleep!
(I’m excited for you!)
930
posted on
04/09/2009 8:27:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
I’m sure you will miss Anoreth. I missed my kids the minute they packed their bags for “Boots!”
931
posted on
04/09/2009 8:28:53 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
We will certainly miss her - especially Ash ;-). At least we have a couple of months to get all the paperwork resolved.
And it’s not like she’ll have to write US Mail letters, like in the Old Days. She can email, and always sign on to FR to keep up with what’s happening at home.
932
posted on
04/09/2009 8:30:42 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Life has certainly changed!
Technology in the last 180 years has been estupendo!
Dick Tracy’s wrist radio is is common, these days.
The Death Ray of Flash Gordon is actually a LASER.
The list is endless.
Whodathunkit?
933
posted on
04/09/2009 8:44:55 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Whodathunkit?
Dick Tracy and Flash Gordon would.
You should see what has replaced bread boxes.
934
posted on
04/09/2009 9:31:41 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
To: ThomasThomas
935
posted on
04/09/2009 9:33:33 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick
Sort of like me after my overnight nap.
936
posted on
04/09/2009 11:18:03 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
It’s hard to get up no matter what time of day it is.
937
posted on
04/09/2009 11:45:24 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
938
posted on
04/09/2009 12:18:12 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: sionnsar
939
posted on
04/09/2009 12:18:28 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
I’ll second that. I call the question. *\;-)
940
posted on
04/09/2009 2:10:12 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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