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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick; A CA Guy; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; FRiends
Hey, folks! How is everyone this morning?
It’s cold here again. Rain in the offing. And of course, for Good Friday. It always rains on Good Friday.
901
posted on
04/08/2009 7:39:41 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
There are some clouds here today. If we get rain it will be a Charlie Brown cloud.
902
posted on
04/08/2009 8:14:27 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
To: ThomasThomas
You’ll get it before we do, for sure.
I wish summer were here...
903
posted on
04/08/2009 8:17:54 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Darksheare
Darks!
What have you been up to?
904
posted on
04/08/2009 9:08:12 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Monkey Face
Hi!
How's it going?
and re the "clone lovers" behaving themselves?
905
posted on
04/08/2009 9:11:26 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
I don’t see no clone lovers.
Just firelizards.
And eggs.
906
posted on
04/08/2009 9:19:35 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Haggis lays eggs???? How did you think the Scots invented golf?
907
posted on
04/08/2009 12:34:28 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
908
posted on
04/08/2009 2:30:11 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
I know it’s early folks, but I’m outta here.
Be good to each other!
909
posted on
04/08/2009 4:03:46 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
910
posted on
04/08/2009 4:41:25 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Monkey Face
If you talk about someone while their are gone they could go back and read what someone might say. Or not.
911
posted on
04/08/2009 4:57:33 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
To: Monkey Face
912
posted on
04/08/2009 6:07:25 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: fanfan
I got home a bit before you... but the neighborhood arborist was here, taking down a dead tree. That took up an hour.
Then I learned that baby Evie had passed on and had to ping the "list."
913
posted on
04/08/2009 6:10:16 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
I got home a bit before you... but the neighborhood arborist was here, taking down a dead tree. That took up an hour. He/she came by your property to take down a dead tree? When you didn't have time to deal with it?
Then I learned that baby Evie had passed on and had to ping the "list."
I'm so sorry, Sion. I know Evie held a special place in your heart.
914
posted on
04/08/2009 6:33:13 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
No, LoM was here. But they were both into talkin' and it became a bit much for me.
About Evie: don't know her or her family or even where they are (assume U.S.), I was just an intermediary for another FReeper who seemed to want to remain anonymous. But Down's Syndrome people -- those I know have something the rest of humanity would be better off if blessed with at least some of same, IMHO.
But you're right...
915
posted on
04/08/2009 7:17:48 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Morning, everyone! The sun is shining, the byos are scampering, and the catz are calling me rude names again.
916
posted on
04/09/2009 4:33:53 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
917
posted on
04/09/2009 4:35:26 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Would that I were so graceful, in sleeping or getting up.
918
posted on
04/09/2009 5:15:02 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Pippin; NicknamedBob
We ran out of clones to experiment on, so we ordered some pod people.
They’re quicker to grow, safer to work with, and herbicides will take care of them if they go rogue.
919
posted on
04/09/2009 5:59:15 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: NicknamedBob
I look like a walrus, minus the whiskers.
920
posted on
04/09/2009 6:09:10 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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