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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick
And my jeans fit good! ;o)
761
posted on
04/06/2009 4:42:24 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
That’s more than I can say!
762
posted on
04/06/2009 4:43:31 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Wait til after June and you’ll be getting into them again :o)
763
posted on
04/06/2009 4:44:37 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
Maybe by December! I don’t wear jeans much, anyway ... mostly for Scout hikes. I even do yardwork in a dress, most of the time.
It’s 60-ish and damp here. I feel mildewed already. In more normal times, I’d be moved to intensive cleaning by the this weather, but now my back is threatening to give out on me.
764
posted on
04/06/2009 4:47:01 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Go lay down or sit down.
Gardening in a dress?
765
posted on
04/06/2009 4:48:59 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
Gardening in a dress? It worked for my grandmother!
I need to get organized for the memorial service later, and then eat breakfast. I can't eat too close to the time I'm going to sing (11:00), or I won't have any room to breathe :-).
766
posted on
04/06/2009 4:51:03 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
767
posted on
04/06/2009 4:53:40 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Pippin; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; fanfan
Good morning!
Sleeping on the floor is marvelous!
I see where Detroit got snowed on again. How about MN?
This global warming is getting pretty darn deep!
How is everyone today? Barring the humidity, of course.
768
posted on
04/06/2009 7:24:27 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
IMHO?
In My Humidly Opinion Current 25%
769
posted on
04/06/2009 8:03:02 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
To: ThomasThomas
I think that’s what ours is, too. It’s always up in the mornings. But noon, it will be down around 13%. :o])
How’s your playhouse coming along?
770
posted on
04/06/2009 8:11:12 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
I didn't work no it Sunday so except for the fascia board it is them same. I'll try to get some sliding up after work.
771
posted on
04/06/2009 8:22:38 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
To: ThomasThomas
It looks like a fun project, anyway!
772
posted on
04/06/2009 8:32:15 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; fanfan
Good mornong/Afternoon everybody!
773
posted on
04/06/2009 8:47:55 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin; Monkey Face
Afternoon! The sun is out, now. We’re back from the memorial service, with no instrumental or vocal disasters having occurred.
My neighbor took Sally and byos to the playground. When they’re retrieved, we can all have naps.
774
posted on
04/06/2009 9:24:09 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Napz are good!
How is Wednesday doing these days, with knowing where the litter box is?
775
posted on
04/06/2009 9:59:53 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Pippin
776
posted on
04/06/2009 10:00:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
As long as remind Bill to clean the box (as soon as he’s done eating lunch!), Wednesday seems to be using it. I don’t ever see her at it, though! She might also be going outside, as they’re in and out whenever it’s not raining. Wednesday prefers early morning and evening, when she can’t be seen; Shannon likes midday sun!
777
posted on
04/06/2009 10:04:05 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Catz are often quite modest. I had to make sure I left the area when it came to PV...he would just stand in the clay and stare at me.
778
posted on
04/06/2009 10:12:53 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Ours have never liked us to see them using the box. The new one has a lid on it!
Speaking of digestion events, I smell something. Better go check Vlad’s diaper and make sure James doesn’t have death-dealing gas! We’ll go to Wal-mart after some naps; I have to make dinner for the vegetarian people tomorrow, and someone (Ash?) ate all the chickpeas.
779
posted on
04/06/2009 10:16:12 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
I had a whole list of things I wanted to do today, since my back felt so good, but now I’m waffling.
780
posted on
04/06/2009 10:26:39 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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