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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

There’s always a catch to that water heater thingy. Mine is outside.


721 posted on 04/05/2009 8:04:33 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Tax-chick
Unhappy FReepmail this morning.
722 posted on 04/05/2009 8:23:56 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Tax-chick
Yes, It does. I'm very concerned at the way all around us God is being slowly wiped from our very prersance by those who would rather we had nothing to do with Him.

There are time when I feel so alone in my beliefs and my opimions, especially living here in the very blue state of Maryland.

Even in a so-called Conservative-Republican portion of Anne Arundel County I am made to feel in the minority.

I feel the traditions and the moral, family friendly laws of any and all Christian denominations are under the gun and are awaitung the exicutioner's axe. This sentence awaits our Jewish friends as well, all who hold true to thier faith in God. All who still hold traditional marriage and families as a sacred trust. Not to be ignored or banished from opur lives.

And the very idea of abortion and the right to commit "legalized" murder disgusts me.

This might noit sound relevant to this rant but as you know I do watch and read a lot odf Science Fiction as well as other genre that some may find frivolous.

I enjoy the escape from a reality that had become more dangerous than the though of UFO invasions!

But this reality is creeping into even show I like such as the Dr Who series and Torchwood.

Especially with the question of life after death are they trying to drill non-belief of Heaven and God into those watching the program?

them there's the main character who almost always has an explanation for everything and does not believe there ever was a God.

Makes you wonder, since these shows or books are usually portrails of how thr writer or author believes, makes you wonder about them. Yes, I do feel like I am alon in my thoughts and my beliefs as if only I care.

I drives my crazy that I have nobody I can really talk to about this.

723 posted on 04/05/2009 9:44:00 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: cricket
Cricket, It was a drean so I have no idea were the church was or what denomanation it is.

As for the service, It was not a funeral as that had already taken place, it was for a soldier freom Tennessee, I did not get the name of the soldier. but it was a memorial service after the funeral which was the year before.

724 posted on 04/05/2009 9:46:44 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar

My prayersa go out to you and your family


725 posted on 04/05/2009 9:47:58 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

If dreams are resolutions like some claim, your dream meant you are strong enough to stand up for what’s right and disgusted by those who don’t.


726 posted on 04/05/2009 9:52:16 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
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To: Pippin; Monkey Face; fanfan; sionnsar; Tax-chick; Eaker; rottndog; NicknamedBob; GrammaBear; ...

727 posted on 04/05/2009 9:58:56 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
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To: Lady Jag

Thanks! Same to you!


728 posted on 04/05/2009 10:08:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Lady Jag
Thank You!

May God bless you!

729 posted on 04/05/2009 10:38:23 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face
Good Afternoon!

Happy Lord's Day!

Hap[py Palm Sunday!

730 posted on 04/05/2009 10:39:06 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin; sionnsar; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"I drives my crazy that I have nobody I can really talk to about this."

Did you lose my phone number, Pipster?

Of course, I should warn you, talking with me has been known to affect people's mental health.

Look at Sionnsar. He thinks bagpipes make music.

731 posted on 04/05/2009 11:07:56 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: Pippin

Hello!


732 posted on 04/05/2009 11:25:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar
No, I just didn't want to be a bother to you.

I was under the impression you didn't have to work much on Sion to get him the way he is now ;o)

733 posted on 04/05/2009 12:16:41 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin; Monkey Face

You’re not the only one making these observations. I believe many of us have the same thoughts. I just have to be chipper anyway, because the alternative (being droopy) wouldn’t help!

I’ll have hot rolls in about half an hour. The dough rose when it got warmer. We skipped the Spanish congregation dinner, as it didn’t look like we’d get through the line for an hour, and I didn’t want to leave the little boys with Anoreth that long. Afternoons have grown more difficult since we moved Vlad out of the crib; now he needs a minder if he’s going to take a nap!


734 posted on 04/05/2009 12:49:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick
Hot rolls!

Yummy!

slathered in lots of butter!

735 posted on 04/05/2009 1:59:23 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

We had this discussion in the scripture study class this morning.


736 posted on 04/05/2009 2:31:54 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Pippin
My prayersa go out to you and your family

The family are friends of another FReeper. I'm just an intermediary.

737 posted on 04/05/2009 2:33:00 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Pippin

I had butter on mine, but made the byos do without!


738 posted on 04/05/2009 3:29:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick; Pippin; Monkey Face
"I believe many of us have the same thoughts. I just have to be chipper anyway, because the alternative (being droopy) wouldn’t help!"

Wait a minute!

I'll bet you're one of those people who pretends to be happy even when you wake up with a pounding headache and a hangover that would split wood.

That's just ... insidious.

.

Now, me, I'm a naturally cheerful guy. Just because I predict doom on a daily basis doesn't mean I'm a sourpuss. I'm optimistic enough about it, considering.

739 posted on 04/05/2009 5:14:17 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob
Now, me, I'm a naturally cheerful guy. Just because I predict doom on a daily basis doesn't mean I'm a sourpuss. I'm optimistic enough about it, considering.

Well of course! Sooner or later, one day, someday, some year, you'll be right.

740 posted on 04/05/2009 5:40:40 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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