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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Pippin
I will be one of only a few people in my neighborhood that can park their car in the garage.
701 posted on 04/04/2009 6:18:00 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
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To: ThomasThomas

LOL! How true!


702 posted on 04/04/2009 6:21:25 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar

That’s the scary part!


703 posted on 04/04/2009 6:22:23 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar
Am thinking the 'lady' - in the Church you visited may have had 'issues' and all knew this and so, said nothing. Cannot imagine a poltical diatribe erupting at a funeral - unless the person died of AIDS or somesuch or the deceased was an outspoken Republican!

That said. . .Liberal influences have been at work in the Church for as long as they have been at work - in the world - and here in America. And will continue of course; people just need to 'resist' here and speak up; and know what matters; lies not in the Church; but in your heart/soul. . .Soooo; if not inclined to speak out and not a 'major' issue; you could just be quiet and pray/lol. Albeit; this did not work for woman at funeral, apparently.

As for the song that so moved you; I cannot help; but perhaps someone can. Would help if you knew what denomination of Church you were in. . .you could also 'Google' perhaps; 'favorite Church hymns. . .or hymns sung at funerals; but could well be; this was a favorite of the deceased or their family.

(OR. . .call the Church! You can 'google' the Obituary if you cannot remember the name and perhaps, find it there. . .)

704 posted on 04/04/2009 6:23:47 PM PDT by cricket (NOOOOOOO to Serfdom. . .)
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To: cricket; Pippin
Pippin, this was your dream -- you need to respond to cricket's post incorrectly addressed to me:
Am thinking the 'lady' - in the Church you visited may have had 'issues' and all knew this and so, said nothing. Cannot imagine a poltical diatribe erupting at a funeral - unless the person died of AIDS or somesuch or the deceased was an outspoken Republican!

That said. . .Liberal influences have been at work in the Church for as long as they have been at work - in the world - and here in America. And will continue of course; people just need to 'resist' here and speak up; and know what matters; lies not in the Church; but in your heart/soul. . .Soooo; if not inclined to speak out and not a 'major' issue; you could just be quiet and pray/lol. Albeit; this did not work for woman at funeral, apparently.

As for the song that so moved you; I cannot help; but perhaps someone can. Would help if you knew what denomination of Church you were in. . .you could also 'Google' perhaps; 'favorite Church hymns. . .or hymns sung at funerals; but could well be; this was a favorite of the deceased or their family.

(OR. . .call the Church! You can 'google' the Obituary if you cannot remember the name and perhaps, find it there. . .)


705 posted on 04/04/2009 6:28:54 PM PDT by sionnsar (And I)
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To: ThomasThomas
"It is amazing what one can do with the right book."

I can only help people who want to do something with the wrong book.

706 posted on 04/04/2009 6:34:50 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: sionnsar
When it's released I'm going to wait for the reviews; if it's bad I'm not spending a dime on it.

There IS a 'catch 22' here.

If the reviews are BAD; that may well mean; the film is 'GOOD'! Often works that way; the critics hate 'good' for 'goodness sake'; and story lines that bump into things like 'moral wisdom'; altruism/patriotism and a host of meaningful themes.

The morality of Capitalism is SURE to irk them. They may dull the theme of course; (but surely not; when so many have read this - it would lost revenue for sure!) Of course; they could. . .and that WOULD make it bad; and they WOULD say it is 'good'/lol. . .(feels like lesson here, from 'Princell Bride'/lol)

Check out Breitbart's 'Big Hollywood' for a conservative look - at and from - Hollywood: good bookmark:

bighollywoodlink

707 posted on 04/04/2009 6:35:34 PM PDT by cricket (NOOOOOOO to Serfdom. . .)
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To: cricket; sionnsar; All

corr: bad, bad typo on Princess. . ..(feels like lesson here, from ‘Princess Bride’/lol). And a bump. . .


708 posted on 04/04/2009 6:38:53 PM PDT by cricket (NOOOOOOO to Serfdom. . .)
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To: cricket

Please understand that I’ve already reviewed the reviewers. Too many of them are prostitutes — there are a few I listen to (and I don’t always agree with them but there is room for differences).


709 posted on 04/04/2009 6:38:57 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: cricket; sionnsar
(feels like lesson here, from ‘Princess Bride’/lol). And a bump. . .

"Anybody want a peanut?"

710 posted on 04/04/2009 6:42:01 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

Naah. Would remind me of the flight where I watched it. *\;-)


711 posted on 04/04/2009 6:46:04 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: NicknamedBob

‘No more rhymes! I mean it! Have a few; but one of my favorite movies/lol. . .


712 posted on 04/04/2009 6:48:58 PM PDT by cricket (NOOOOOOO to Serfdom. . .)
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To: sionnsar

Definitely ‘room for differences’. . .


713 posted on 04/04/2009 6:56:52 PM PDT by cricket (NOOOOOOO to Serfdom. . .)
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To: cricket
But not for your tagline!

(I think I am off for the night... back after Palm Sunday services...)

714 posted on 04/04/2009 7:04:01 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

715 posted on 04/05/2009 4:47:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Pippin

Very interesting. I don’t know about “premonition,” but probably it reflects something that concerns you.


716 posted on 04/05/2009 7:22:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, phoop! I made the dough for my rolls, but it’s not rising very fast - too cold, I guess - and won’t be done in time. I’ll have to stop at the grocery store and pick up some buns, and we can eat ours tomorrow.


717 posted on 04/05/2009 7:48:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

A good Palm Sunday morning to you!


718 posted on 04/05/2009 7:49:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Tax-chick

When I used to make sourdough bread, I covered the dough bowl with plastic and set it on top of the water heater. There was always enough heat to get it to rise in record time.


719 posted on 04/05/2009 7:51:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Monkey Face

Our water heater is in the garage, with a lot of debris (of the lawnwork and Scouting sort) between here and there. I’ll cook the rolls this afternoon and share them with the neighbors, since I made enough dough for 24.


720 posted on 04/05/2009 7:55:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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