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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Darksheare

That won’t work after my last FReepmail to you....

;o]


441 posted on 04/02/2009 9:45:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Non-Sequitur

*groan*


442 posted on 04/02/2009 9:46:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hey now... This is a family friendly web forum. ;-)


443 posted on 04/02/2009 9:50:21 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: Dead Corpse

You started it!


444 posted on 04/02/2009 9:51:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Non-Sequitur
The Prophet Mohammad comes home after a hard days work and finds his young wife packing her suitcase. “What is going on here”, he says? “I'm leaving you” she says, “I've have found out that you are a pedophile”. Looking bemused by her answer Mohammad says, “pedophile is an awfully big word for a twelve year old”.
445 posted on 04/02/2009 9:52:02 AM PDT by smug (smug for President; Your only real hope)
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To: Monkey Face

Again? Gall darn me. ;-)


446 posted on 04/02/2009 9:53:28 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: Monkey Face

You’d be surprised how many people don’t make the connection between corn flakes and the rooster. Must be getting old.


447 posted on 04/02/2009 9:54:41 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Monkey Face; Lakeshark

That’s alright.
I just dosed Lakeshark with Poe...Merril Bainbridge made an appearance as well.


448 posted on 04/02/2009 9:54:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Dead Corpse

:o])


449 posted on 04/02/2009 10:02:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Non-Sequitur

I thought it was funny.
And I don’t even like cornflakes!

:oþ


450 posted on 04/02/2009 10:02:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Only 1000 American in 0101 understand Binary.


451 posted on 04/02/2009 10:06:11 AM PDT by smug (smug for President; Your only real hope)
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To: 6ppc

Good one!


452 posted on 04/02/2009 10:38:23 AM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: Eaker
Well, Well!

Thats a deep subject!

Howdy!

453 posted on 04/02/2009 11:15:59 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

;<)

Howdy back!


454 posted on 04/02/2009 11:17:59 AM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: Eaker
I saw a thread were Texas was suceeding It was an April Fool's joke!

But any more shenanigan's from OGOOFY in the WH, and it wont be only Texas leaving!

455 posted on 04/02/2009 11:26:49 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: MortMan

Ain’t it always the case...


456 posted on 04/02/2009 11:30:13 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: Non-Sequitur; smug; mojitojoe; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Pippin; Tax-chick; sionnsar; FRiends; ...

A man seeking to join a Montana Sheriff’s Department is being interviewed. The Deputy doing the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:
“Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. “

“Why the rabbit?”

“Great attitude,” says the Sergeant. “When can you start?”


457 posted on 04/02/2009 12:40:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face
Did you say rabbits?


458 posted on 04/02/2009 12:57:58 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: Dead Corpse

*munch-munch*
*nibble-nibble*

Now THAT’s a rabbit!!


459 posted on 04/02/2009 1:06:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face; All
SMOOCHIES!!!

the more i learn about "the anointed one" & his pack of DIMocRATS, the better i like poisonous snakes, slugs & venomous spiders.

free dixie NOW,sw

460 posted on 04/02/2009 2:13:35 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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