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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Darksheare
That won’t work after my last FReepmail to you....
;o]
441
posted on
04/02/2009 9:45:13 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Non-Sequitur
442
posted on
04/02/2009 9:46:04 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
Hey now... This is a family friendly web forum. ;-)
443
posted on
04/02/2009 9:50:21 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: Dead Corpse
444
posted on
04/02/2009 9:51:59 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Non-Sequitur
The Prophet Mohammad comes home after a hard days work and finds his young wife packing her suitcase. “What is going on here”, he says? “I'm leaving you” she says, “I've have found out that you are a pedophile”. Looking bemused by her answer Mohammad says, “pedophile is an awfully big word for a twelve year old”.
445
posted on
04/02/2009 9:52:02 AM PDT
by
smug
(smug for President; Your only real hope)
To: Monkey Face
446
posted on
04/02/2009 9:53:28 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: Monkey Face
You’d be surprised how many people don’t make the connection between corn flakes and the rooster. Must be getting old.
To: Monkey Face; Lakeshark
That’s alright.
I just dosed Lakeshark with Poe...Merril Bainbridge made an appearance as well.
448
posted on
04/02/2009 9:54:42 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Dead Corpse
449
posted on
04/02/2009 10:02:04 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Non-Sequitur
I thought it was funny.
And I don’t even like cornflakes!
:oþ
450
posted on
04/02/2009 10:02:52 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Dead Corpse
Only 1000 American in 0101 understand Binary.
451
posted on
04/02/2009 10:06:11 AM PDT
by
smug
(smug for President; Your only real hope)
To: 6ppc
452
posted on
04/02/2009 10:38:23 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
To: Eaker
Well, Well!
Thats a deep subject!
Howdy!
453
posted on
04/02/2009 11:15:59 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
454
posted on
04/02/2009 11:17:59 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
To: Eaker
I saw a thread were Texas was suceeding It was an April Fool's joke!
But any more shenanigan's from OGOOFY in the WH, and it wont be only Texas leaving!
455
posted on
04/02/2009 11:26:49 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: MortMan
Ain’t it always the case...
456
posted on
04/02/2009 11:30:13 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: Non-Sequitur; smug; mojitojoe; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Pippin; Tax-chick; sionnsar; FRiends; ...
A man seeking to join a Montana Sheriff’s Department is being interviewed. The Deputy doing the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:
“Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. “
“Why the rabbit?”
“Great attitude,” says the Sergeant. “When can you start?”
457
posted on
04/02/2009 12:40:32 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
Did you say rabbits?
458
posted on
04/02/2009 12:57:58 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: Dead Corpse
*munch-munch*
*nibble-nibble*
Now THAT’s a rabbit!!
459
posted on
04/02/2009 1:06:25 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face; All
SMOOCHIES!!!
the more i learn about "the anointed one" & his pack of DIMocRATS, the better i like poisonous snakes, slugs & venomous spiders.
free dixie NOW,sw
460
posted on
04/02/2009 2:13:35 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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