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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face

I know this is a semi family thread


181 posted on 04/01/2009 1:03:48 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

;o])


182 posted on 04/01/2009 1:05:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Pippin

Probably. But works calls now...


183 posted on 04/01/2009 1:06:10 PM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
What?

Worn shoes ;o)

184 posted on 04/01/2009 1:06:19 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
en thousand Scots?

You don't need a bleedin' army!

185 posted on 04/01/2009 1:07:31 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar
ACh! Theres that horrid 4 letter word!

"SEEYA"!

186 posted on 04/01/2009 1:08:30 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar; Tax-chick

Some days, it takes me an hour to get through the email before I can mosey on over here. If I do it the other way around, I seem to get terminally side-tracked.

Is it bedtime, yet?


187 posted on 04/01/2009 1:10:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Pippin

:)


188 posted on 04/01/2009 1:10:37 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
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To: Redcitizen
If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

189 posted on 04/01/2009 1:12:54 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Pippin

OY!


190 posted on 04/01/2009 1:14:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m trying to get music organized for Sunday and Monday. Makes me tired.


191 posted on 04/01/2009 1:15:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

I know how that goes. I’m trying to get my chips together for shopping tomorrow. I duzn’t wantz to go!


192 posted on 04/01/2009 1:18:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face

I doesn’t want to go anywhere until I go to the hospital to have the baby! But I gotta!


193 posted on 04/01/2009 1:26:02 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: A_cool_guy

United States Secretary of Education Arne Duncan has not surprisingly said that he’s open to renaming the “No Child Left Behind Act” something else. The underlying law is the Elementary and Secondary Education Act, it’s not going anywhere but a new name is likely in the offing.
So let’s have a contest! See all entries at: http://www.eduwonk.com/2009/02/a-contest-name-that-law.html

No Child Left Untested

FETA: Federal Education Takeover Act

“Reach Out And Test Someone” Act

REDO: Resourcing Educational and Developmental Outcomes

Standardized Testing Company Federal Bailout Relief Act

No Excuse Left Behind … because they’re always coming up with new ones.

MY PERSONAL FAVES:

The We’ve Subsidized All the Wrong People to Breed and Now We Expect Their Children To Succeed ? Act

Officially Mandated Governmental Learning Ordinance Legislation act (OMG! LOL! act)

Re-Organize Teaching Fundamentals and Lessons act (ROTFL)


194 posted on 04/01/2009 1:27:29 PM PDT by alexandria ("If this be treason, make the most of it!" Patrick Henry)
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To: Texas Eagle
This one has been around for a few years so stop me if you've heard it before:

ROFLMAO!!!

Ok, I'm leaving the thread now. There can't be anything funnier than that and if there is, I don't want to read it.

It's taken me five minutes to regain my composure. I got a headache from laughing and I almost choked on a swallow of beer.

195 posted on 04/01/2009 1:30:48 PM PDT by houeto (I see Obama voters...and it's changed my tipping habits.)
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To: mountn man

“Who made the mark? Ole or Sven? Who was the janitor, Ole? Was Sven the captain? Or is it the other way around?”

Back in Minnesota we had the “Sven and Ole” jokes don’t ya know. I guess in the Michigan UP they have “Sven OR Ole” jokes.


196 posted on 04/01/2009 1:40:57 PM PDT by 21twelve (Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
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To: Tax-chick
I'll just start all over again.

Maybe I'll get it right next time :o)

197 posted on 04/01/2009 1:45:18 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: savedbygrace
Re 129

LOL!

And so true when you come to think on it :o)

198 posted on 04/01/2009 1:48:59 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

Y’all are two funny!


199 posted on 04/01/2009 1:57:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Tax-chick

Relapse! Put your footz up!


200 posted on 04/01/2009 1:57:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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