American Idol 2009--Live Thread II

americanidol.com ^ | 3-17-09

[silent_jonny]

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For Ladyinred

[Netizen]

When either of the two buttons are pressed, he exclaims a short burst of pro-toilet-training rhetoric. "Crap! Crap like a champion!" and "RRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!" seem the likeliest options.

Don't you just wish you had one of those when you were little? LOL

[Netizen]

Strawberry flavored bacon? Is there a disconnect somewhere?

It's almost as bad as

[Netizen]

Tootsie is one of my favorite movies. It has some classic lines that just make you laugh out loud.

All that makeup clogging the pores just makes the pimples worse.

[silent_jonny]

Adam can sing, but he’s absolute trash. He’s the kind of fool who will never mature beyond the rebellious stage. (A man-child, if you will.)

Sounds like Obama :)

[silent_jonny]

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!

You're killin' me here!! LOLOL!

[silent_jonny]

:)

[skateman]

Later on Adam becomes a captain for a major airline.

[silent_jonny]

It was the worst first week ever by an Idol winner

Ouch.

[silent_jonny]

Strawberry flavored bacon??

*dry heave*

[silent_jonny]

Barak "Ron Burgandy" Obama: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?

Timothy Geithner: I love lamp.

;)

[Netizen]

Hi SJ! Putting in a little over time to catch up? :)

[silent_jonny]

After I got the all clear to eat again,I went with a close relative to a buffet lunch...LOL! Yum! :)

I would have brought a chair to the buffet line and sat there, LOL :)

I'm glad your tests are over. I'm sure they'll turn out fine.

[silent_jonny]

Um, do I see a bulge?

LOL! That didn't look right to me either.

[skateman]

Yeah, and it’s a Sports Illustrated pic. Wonder if someone had a little fun in the airbrush dept.

[silent_jonny]

Putting in a little over time to catch up? :)

Yep :) And I'm finally ...

Caught Up!!

:-D

[Netizen]

It’s nice that you put that kind of dedication into the thread. It’s what makes the thread personal and friendly. Besides, you never know when you might miss a really good funny. ;)

[Captain Beyond]

I hear you there and I hope they don't use it myself. But I don't think they will use the SAVE myself for the reasons I listed. I think they put the save out there to dissuade the “Vote for the Worst Crowd” and a marketing strategy to get more press and more people voting. Hopefully that is it.

The SAVE will be too controversial unless it is a total whack-job night and a Sanjaya/JPL type gets more votes than say a CarrieUnderwood/DavidCook type or a heavy fan favorite(that is a good singer) with the Carrieunderwood/DavidCook type having a great night but not getting the votes needed for whatever reason and Sanjaya/JPL type getting through by putting their hair up in a mohawk or doing a funky dance step to get the underdog vote or the vote the worst crowd putting them over etc. And I gurantee that if they do the SAVE vote there will be a lot of focus group work that night before they do it. They will farm it anonymously but I am sure they are already doing it with "What if Scenarios" already saying just for fun asking the question to groups would they still watch Idol if they use it.

Last nite with Alexis, I wanted her to stay, but I know they were just throwing the SAVE out there for ratings. I don't see them burning it knowing how controversial it will be this early in the game. Just my opinion from a business prospective. Hey I could be totally wrong and they can go nuts and use the SAVE next week to get more press but they will be taking a risk with the viewers that are die hard voters if the SAVE'd one ends up blowing chunks instead singing like bird that wants it so bad they would make David Hasselfoff cry.(And just by have a great preformance by actually hurting him) J/K if you are a Baywatch lover. 8-)

[peggybac]

[Captain Beyond]

Congrats on working so hard on this thread. You are a great host and this always a fun thread. Keep It Up!!!!!! Captain Beyond

[Yaelle]

It sounds like what they do is to URGE America to vote them out. They might even ENCOURAGE the sharing of the newly discovered photos.

I am thinking that Idol doesn’t really do much googling of their own choices after Hollywood week. Otherwise they should have booted off Adam right then. They will let middle America boot him off.