[silent_jonny]

Barak "Ron Burgandy" Obama: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?

Timothy Geithner: I love lamp.

;)

[retrokitten]

LMAO!! It works with hilarious results for all of Obama's cabinet.

Rahm Emanuel: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You're a member of the Executive Branch.
Obama: That's a given.
Rahm Emanuel: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Eric Holder: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

Obama: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!

Robert Gibbs: [on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.