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Alcohol Shot Gun
slipperybrick. ^
| February 16th, 2009
Posted on 02/16/2009 7:46:20 PM PST by JoeProBono
This Alcohol shot gun is light on design, but heavy on shooting alcohol into the mouths of others, or yourself. Great way to re-enact your favorite movies as you soak others with expensive alcohol. Forget the fact that it doesn’t look threatening. Forget the fact that it resembles one of those cookie press guns. Just make someone drink up with extreme prejudice. Nothing on price or availability, but once the folks at UrbanTrend put their booze guns down and sober up, maybe they’ll let us know. They only hold one ounce of booze, so expect to reload a lot.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alcohol; shotgun
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To: JoeProBono
Damn, I was hoping for a gun with booze as a propellant.
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posted on
02/16/2009 7:48:02 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: JoeProBono
How bout just drinking from the bottle. Doesn’t that sound a little more efficient?
To: JoeProBono
Binge drinking is a very serious problem on college campuses. 50% of college students are binge to heavy drinkers according to SAMHSA. Alcohol posioning, date rapes, accidents (including fatal car crashes), and the road to alcoholism are examples of the dangers.
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posted on
02/16/2009 7:49:48 PM PST
by
DBCJR
(What would you expect?)
To: JoeProBono
only 1 ounce...isn’t that what belly buttons are for?
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posted on
02/16/2009 7:52:28 PM PST
by
bigbob
(-)
To: Army Air Corps
That’s what I thought of first too. vaporized ethanol as the propellant.
To: JoeProBono; aculeus; Billthedrill; MozarkDawg

Was next on drawing board.
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posted on
02/16/2009 7:59:12 PM PST
by
dighton
To: JoeProBono
It should have a built in chunk shield.
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:03:47 PM PST
by
allmost
To: dighton

Keep your coffee smokin’ hot with this shiny shotgun shell thermos. It’s also good for keeping your beer cold while you wander aimlessly through the woods with a gun. Beer and guns: a winning combination.
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:03:55 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:07:39 PM PST
by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
To: mamelukesabre
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:08:25 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Zimbabwe has removed 12 zeroes from its currency. We need to remove ONE from the White House......)
To: OnTheDress
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:09:10 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: mamelukesabre
Good grief. Must be made for wusses, because a real man wouldn’t be caught dead drinking from that thing.
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:10:53 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
To: Kirkwood
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:12:06 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Army Air Corps
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:13:34 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: callisto
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:16:02 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: mamelukesabre
A 12v windshield wiper pump would be much more efficient than this thing...lol
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:28:06 PM PST
by
CIDKauf
(No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
To: CIDKauf
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:31:57 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:32:08 PM PST
by
Pipe Dog
To: JoeProBono
Now THAT’S a utility belt!
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posted on
02/16/2009 8:39:41 PM PST
by
irishtenor
(Check out my blog at http://boompa53.blogspot.com/)
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