Posted on 01/11/2009 12:55:56 PM PST by eastforker
Ok folks here's the new thread for the new season.
.................................................................................Set in Washington, DC, "Day 7" opens four years after Season Six with CTU dismantled and JACK BAUER on trial. Bauer's day takes an unexpected turn when former colleague TONY ALMEIDA returns. Meanwhile, newly elected President ALLISON TAYLOR leads the country alongside White House Chief of Staff ETHAN KANIN and First Gentleman HENRY TAYLOR.
A national security crisis prompts an investigation by a team of FBI agents including JANIS GOLD, RENEE WALKER, LARRY MOSS and SEAN HILLINGER. Although CTU is no longer, CHLOE O'BRIAN and BILL BUCHANAN are back for another momentous day of shocking events.
May I please be pinged, too? (but not in the kneecap!)
Tony was violent to Jack in the commercial, not like the Tony we know.....:)
You making any call on body count for this weeks episode?
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life there!
After running out of ammo, Jack Bauer stood in the line of fire, took 3 to the chest and used them to reload!
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead, it makes him angry!
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Jack Bauer before he goes to bed.
Jack Bauer does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Jack Bauer goes killing.............. When my son goes fishing he says he is going harvesting, because fishing implies failure!
When life gives Jack Bauer lemons.... he uses them to kill terrorists.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under his pillow. But he can kill you with his pillow!
If you wake up in the morning, it's only because Jack Bauer decided not to kill you last night.
Jack Bauer is the only man to die for his country and live to tell about it.
Jack Bauer never misses. If he shot at you and missed it's because he was shooting at the terrorist twelve miles behind you.
Jack Bauer put the laughter in Manslaughter...
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
When asked what he got on his S.A.T's, Jack Bauer promptly responded "Blood."
The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Jack Bauer. But that is only because he can fly away.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When Jack Bauer plays dodgeball, the ball dodges Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border.
American Idol is only popular because it has a commercial for 24.
Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Jack Bauer needs 100 feet and a gun.
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Me, too!!!
Oh - well maybe he's a Pet Semetary Tony "You know what comes out of the ground ain't exactly what you put in.... Sometimes dead is bettah."
Please give more details!
Jean Smart deserved Emmys for that role but she didn’t win. At least she was nominated.
I’m more afraid it will be Jack vs. Global Warming. The attempts to get away from the formula last year ended up with taking away the reason to suspend disbelief and filling it in with no good reason to believe the characters were any deeper.
I started losing faith when a tortured, stabbed Jack climbs onto the roof to manhandle a guy out of a helicopter. They tried to hard to make him human and at the same time have him accomplish too much. Action heroes can have some depth, but too much dwelling on other things demotes them to mortal hero.
I hope this season is more worth the effort to watch.
Remember Bobby Ewing in Dallas?
Call me a sentimental old poop, but there is nothing like a simple shot to the knee cap with a .45 to make a Hallmark moment come true.
Jack Bauer's cell phone has never ending batteries.
Wahoo... all set to go!
Did something happen to OxeninFLA? I see his latest post was last month.
Let's hope wherever Jack is working now, they have better security than CTU did. Code Pink could have walked in there blindfolded.
One of my favorite lines (paraphrased):
Jack: Quit whining. I shot you above the knee, so you’ll still be able to walk.
She was fabulous, I wish they would bring her back somehow.
Let me just say I hope it doesn’t get too PC for my tastes.
We’ll have quite enough of that in the upcoming months/years.
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