[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I shudder to think what sort of picture FReeper martin_fierro is going to use for this one... ;)

[library user]

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Did they really need to get specific as to the nationality of the doll? LOL. Russian doll, French doll, Vietnamese doll.... ???!!! Does it really make a difference?!

[whatshotandwhatsnot]

Oy! Lends a new meaning to ‘mashed potatoes’.

[cripplecreek]

WHOOOO-WEEEE HOT POTATAH!!!

[Allegra]

Yes, I've heard the advice many times that you should strip down before you hang curtains.

It's a uh...safety precaution.

Yeah.

[EyeGuy]

Sorry, but I can’t get past thinking of that poor potatoe. (intentional Dan Quayle spelling, just for the hell of it).

[dforest]

Those potatoes, a tuberous vegetable.

Mr Potato Butt. LOL

[mlocher]

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable

Using the veg-o-matic no doubt. (It slices, it dices! It even does julian fries!)

[reagan_fanatic]

Well, thank goodness he landed on the potato and not the ball gag or studded dildo sitting next to it.

[Carley]

Is there no medical privacy in that country.

Look for similar breeches of privacy when our gummint becomes our medical provider.

[mkleesma]

A friend of mine worked as an ER nurse, and she saw this stuff all the time - guys coming in with vacuum cleaner tubes attached to their privates, a woman with a banana stuck in her you-know-what, men that needed surgery to remove salamis, etc.
The best part, she said, were the completely lame and unbelievable excuses they came up with. It was almost impossible to keep a straight face.

[HungarianGypsy]

Ewww. One former medic told a story about a woman who had a jar of mayo stuck in unbecoming areas. He said he has never had mayo on anything since seeing that.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Lawd. I used to live in Sheffield. This will be the talk of the hospital staff and the city.

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘meat and two veg’.

[thackney]

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.

Talking to a reporter about this is a discreet and profession manner?

[ladyvet]

potatoes Au rotten...

[machogirl]

thanks goodness he wasn’t climbing a fence and impaled his rectum on a fence spike.

what is it with the brits? :)

[Trillian]

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.”

LOL and yet it’s all over the internet..

[Red Badger]

You say “potato”, I say podildo...............

[TheCipher]

Think of the poor parishioners that may have had fish n’ chips over his house

[mlocher]

There once was a vicar in the U.K.

Who, while nude, went hanging curtains one day

He fell on to a chair

And got a potato in his derrier

Then asked, "What is the bishop going to say?"

[Allegra]

When I first read this, I thought, "Oh come on...he could have come up with a better story than that!"

Then I thought about it and realized there just isn't a good cover...story...for...that...