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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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To: George Smiley

Pass the jelly.


21 posted on 11/13/2008 8:43:34 AM PST by boomop1
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To: MrB

It was George’s father.


22 posted on 11/13/2008 8:43:36 AM PST by murphE ("It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged." - GK Chesterton)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
OMG!

When I was a young and very naive nurse, working in the emergency room of Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, we had a young man come in one night, who's main complaint was that he had "a cucumber in his rectum".

Good grief! I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical dept--and I certainly had no idea of how/why the cucumber got to where it was!

Anyway, the sad part of the story is that this young man did indeed end up in surgery, and had to have a permanent colostomy.

23 posted on 11/13/2008 8:43:59 AM PST by basil (Support the 2nd Amendment--buy another gun today)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Mashed potatos.

-PJ

24 posted on 11/13/2008 8:44:11 AM PST by Political Junkie Too (You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Frank Costanza: “It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.”


25 posted on 11/13/2008 8:44:25 AM PST by LanPB01
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Did they really need to get specific as to the nationality of the doll? LOL. Russian doll, French doll, Vietnamese doll.... ???!!! Does it really make a difference?!

26 posted on 11/13/2008 8:44:25 AM PST by library user
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Oy! Lends a new meaning to ‘mashed potatoes’.


27 posted on 11/13/2008 8:44:25 AM PST by whatshotandwhatsnot
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To: CholeraJoe

Uuh... You think you can get away with dropping that bomb and not be forced to spill? Spill!


28 posted on 11/13/2008 8:44:45 AM PST by getitright (surrender aint peace)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
WHOOOO-WEEEE HOT POTATAH!!!

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29 posted on 11/13/2008 8:44:59 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

Ummm, if you are hanging curtains nude, doesn’t that mean you are standing nude in front of a window for all the world to see?


30 posted on 11/13/2008 8:45:22 AM PST by Brookhaven (Those Guys Are Jerks)
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To: basil
Good grief! I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical dept

Did the hospital have a commissary...? ;)

31 posted on 11/13/2008 8:45:22 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (G-d watch over and protect Sarah Palin and her family.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Yes, I've heard the advice many times that you should strip down before you hang curtains.

It's a uh...safety precaution.

Yeah.

32 posted on 11/13/2008 8:45:29 AM PST by Allegra
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Sorry, but I can’t get past thinking of that poor potatoe. (intentional Dan Quayle spelling, just for the hell of it).


33 posted on 11/13/2008 8:45:33 AM PST by EyeGuy (Obama will deliver America on a Leash to an envious world.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Those potatoes, a tuberous vegetable.

Mr Potato Butt. LOL


34 posted on 11/13/2008 8:45:53 AM PST by dforest (Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable

Using the veg-o-matic no doubt. (It slices, it dices! It even does julian fries!)

35 posted on 11/13/2008 8:45:59 AM PST by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: basil
"Good grief! I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical dept--"

Did you consider the vegetable aisle?

36 posted on 11/13/2008 8:46:16 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: library user

Yes, the Russian Doll is that set of dolls that fit within one another. nuf sed?


37 posted on 11/13/2008 8:46:28 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Jimmah Carter cubed. Obama, the only man in America who can make Hillary Clinton look good.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Well, thank goodness he landed on the potato and not the ball gag or studded dildo sitting next to it.


38 posted on 11/13/2008 8:46:38 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Obama, you are NOT my President!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
ROTFLMBO!

I don't think I even considered that!

39 posted on 11/13/2008 8:46:42 AM PST by basil (Support the 2nd Amendment--buy another gun today)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Is there no medical privacy in that country.

Look for similar breeches of privacy when our gummint becomes our medical provider.


40 posted on 11/13/2008 8:46:52 AM PST by Carley (Vote McCain/Palin.....Change babies can live with.)
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