A friend of mine worked as an ER nurse, and she saw this stuff all the time - guys coming in with vacuum cleaner tubes attached to their privates, a woman with a banana stuck in her you-know-what, men that needed surgery to remove salamis, etc.
The best part, she said, were the completely lame and unbelievable excuses they came up with. It was almost impossible to keep a straight face.
ping, I’m sure you have a great story to share as well
Oh how I’d love to hear the excuses - hanging curtains in the nude is pretty funny - as if anyone would ever believe this.
What possible excuse could there be for having a vacuum cleaner tube attached...or a banana....eewwwww
“It was almost impossible to keep a straight face”.
Do you mean she actually did keep a straight face? How?