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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^
| 11/13/08
| Staff
Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
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KEYWORDS: bottom; gays; homosexual; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; keywordfrenzy; newpostsnotvisible; nudecurtainhanging; potato; rectum; spudstud; thatswhattheyallsay; vicar
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: ErnBatavia
This could be an explanation of how hoof and mouth disease got started or even the Irish Potato Famine, one rotten potato can spoil the whole damn bunch,
162
posted on
11/13/2008 9:34:00 AM PST
by
Delmont
To: CholeraJoe
I've seen metal fence stakes, tent stakes etc. do that. he says, warming to his topic....; )
163
posted on
11/13/2008 9:34:31 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: CholeraJoe
Maybe "Mythbusters" would tackle this one. "Been there, done that, girlfriend." ;)
To: MomofFive
Poo-tato. and I thought my response (hashbrowns) was bad ... good job
165
posted on
11/13/2008 9:35:41 AM PST
by
clamper1797
(BHO ... the 'H" stands for hubris)
To: Brookhaven
No, see....he shut the blinds first, which slapped a certain, ahhh, appendage, causing him to fall backwards.
166
posted on
11/13/2008 9:36:34 AM PST
by
IrishPennant
("I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.")
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Rectum? Dang near killed him!
To: xsmommy
he says, warming to his topic....; )Just so long as he doesn't break out the anatomically correct dolls, this time. That's all I ask. ;)
To: buccaneer81
To: pitinkie
Thanks for ruining my day!
To: xsmommy; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...
KRYTEN There's - there's - there's some kind of heartbeat up ahead, and it's beating at an incredible rate!
[KOCHANSKI leaves her seat and stands between LISTER and the CAT to see further up ahead]
CAT You mean there's a heart out there with no body? No wonder it's beating so fast.
[As Starbug hurtles along the vent, the shape of a large rat slowly resolves out of the darkness. In rears up and squeals with fright as CAT deftly swings Starbug around it]
LISTER Heyyy!
[CAT laughs happily and shoots glances around the cockpit for approval]
[A second rat slides out of the dark up ahead, facing away from the rapidly approaching Dwarfers and sniffing at the ground, unawares. With its pilots distracted the 'Bug sails into and jams in the rear-end of the rat, which squeals as it is lifted off its paws with the inertia, then carried down the vent with the force of Starbug's engines]
[The cockpit is in darkness, and the quick thudding of a heartbeat can be heard. Grimaces paint the faces of all four]
HOLLY I hope we don't get stopped by the cops. They don't like it when you're rat-arsed...
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posted on
11/13/2008 9:38:56 AM PST
by
null and void
(Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
To: null and void
Don't ask!
172
posted on
11/13/2008 9:40:26 AM PST
by
null and void
(Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
To: 50cal Smokepole
Now that is funny very good
173
posted on
11/13/2008 9:40:37 AM PST
by
Vaduz
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; CholeraJoe
he is googling illustrative materials, even as we speak....
174
posted on
11/13/2008 9:41:01 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Going to hospital took the starch right out of the good vicar.
At least it wasn’t a sweet patato, then the head line would have been:
Stripped Vic jams yam!
175
posted on
11/13/2008 9:41:08 AM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
There once was a British vicar
who hung curtains nude tanked up on liquor.
Whether on whiskey or rum
a spud leapt up his bum
and now he makes chips in his knickers.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I watched last night and they debunked the “You can’t polish a turd” idiom.
177
posted on
11/13/2008 9:41:55 AM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Bite me, Rhapsody! John Phillip Sousa is NOT Country music.)
To: Cincinatus
178
posted on
11/13/2008 9:42:35 AM PST
by
visualops
(portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
To: CholeraJoe
I watched last night and they debunked the You cant polish a turd idiom.NO PICTURES! NO PICTURES!!! ;)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
By a strange coincidence, I just finished reading "The Vicar of Potatofield" by Oliver Goldsmith.
Leni
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posted on
11/13/2008 9:43:29 AM PST
by
MinuteGal
(Take Back the Republic if You Dare!)
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