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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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To: IYAS9YAS

The Masonic ring around the penis was a tough one, too.


141 posted on 11/13/2008 9:22:58 AM PST by CholeraJoe (Bite me, Rhapsody! John Phillip Sousa is NOT Country music.)
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To: null and void

Badaboom!!


142 posted on 11/13/2008 9:23:57 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: xsmommy

Snort! At least I’m not posting pictures.


143 posted on 11/13/2008 9:24:12 AM PST by CholeraJoe (Bite me, Rhapsody! John Phillip Sousa is NOT Country music.)
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To: null and void

And a bouncy, bouncy ball for when you get bored!


144 posted on 11/13/2008 9:24:15 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: null and void

Mr. PH: “Monkey chow? What’s that for?”
Mrs. PH: “Why, the monkeys, of course!”


145 posted on 11/13/2008 9:25:09 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Dick-tater? :P


146 posted on 11/13/2008 9:25:13 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Revolution!!!!)
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To: CholeraJoe

yet.....


147 posted on 11/13/2008 9:25:26 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: CholeraJoe

Why would anybody put something in their urethra? Wouldn’t that hurt? Would it be mainly masochists who would do this?


148 posted on 11/13/2008 9:26:05 AM PST by ladyjane
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

And the Headline Read....
“Vicar Violated Via Vegetable”!


149 posted on 11/13/2008 9:26:05 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Revolution!!!!)
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To: CholeraJoe

Since you seem to be a medical expert on this phenomenon, let me ask you - is it possible to fall on an object and have it insert itself somewhere? It seems to me that you’d just fall on it and smash it, or it might bruise or cut you, but just to fall on something and have it disappear? Seems unlikely.

So why bother with the elaborate stories? I mean, who, especially a vicar, is hanging curtains while naked?? There’s no way he thought people would believe him, so he should just admit he’s a freak and let the medics do what they have to do. : )


150 posted on 11/13/2008 9:26:07 AM PST by radiohead (Buy ammo, get your kids out of government schools, pray for the Republic.)
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To: Allegra

This thread will go down in history. Trust.


151 posted on 11/13/2008 9:26:10 AM PST by Xenalyte (Oh, I'm not mad, mi amor ... I'm angry.)
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To: gimme1ibertee

Go to your room. ;)


152 posted on 11/13/2008 9:26:59 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (G-d watch over and protect Sarah Palin and her family.)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

Thats what they call John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough and take no $%!# off of Indian.


153 posted on 11/13/2008 9:27:45 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: library user
I'm sure they meant a "babushka doll".


154 posted on 11/13/2008 9:28:04 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: gimme1ibertee

Or,perhaps, “Taking a Tater in the Tail-Then Tells Tall Tale”...


155 posted on 11/13/2008 9:28:04 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Revolution!!!!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Touche’ LOL


156 posted on 11/13/2008 9:28:20 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; ...

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No amateurs, please.
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157 posted on 11/13/2008 9:29:42 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Coward. ;)


158 posted on 11/13/2008 9:30:15 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (G-d watch over and protect Sarah Palin and her family.)
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

Especially those upright potatoes.

They are quite dangerous.


159 posted on 11/13/2008 9:32:18 AM PST by thesearethetimes... ("Courage, is fear that has said its prayers." Dorothy Bernard)
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To: radiohead
is it possible to fall on an object and have it insert itself somewhere?

My opinion is "No." But stranger things have happened. Usually when that does happen, it's something sharp and it tears the rectum. I've seen metal fence stakes, tent stakes etc. do that.

Maybe "Mythbusters" would tackle this one.

160 posted on 11/13/2008 9:32:43 AM PST by CholeraJoe (Bite me, Rhapsody! John Phillip Sousa is NOT Country music.)
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