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Give me liberty and give me death
LA Times ^ | 9/28/08 | PJ O'rourke

Posted on 09/29/2008 10:05:24 AM PDT by KosmicKitty

As one's mortality swings into view, be thankful for life -- and whiskey.
By P.J. O'Rourke
September 28, 2008

I looked death in the face. All right, I didn't. I glimpsed him in a crowd. I've been diagnosed with cancer, of a very treatable kind. I'm told I have a 95% chance of survival. Come to think of it -- as a drinking, smoking, saturated-fat hound -- my chance of survival has been improved by cancer.

I still cursed God, as we all do when we get bad news and pain. Not even the most faith-impaired among us shouts: "Damn quantum mechanics!" "Damn organic chemistry!" "Damn chaos and coincidence!"

I believe in God. God created the world. Obviously pain had to be included in God's plan. Otherwise we'd never learn that our actions have consequences. Our cave-person ancestors, finding fire warm, would conclude that curling up to sleep in the middle of the flames would be even warmer. Cave bears would dine on roast ancestor, and we'd never get any bad news and pain because we wouldn't be here.

But God, Sir, in Your manner of teaching us about life's consequential nature, isn't death a bit ... um ... extreme, pedagogically speaking? I know the lesson that we're studying is difficult. But dying is more homework than I was counting on. Also, it kind of messes up my vacation planning. Can we talk after class? Maybe if I did something for extra credit?

(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: cancer; pjorourke
So sad to hear another one of my favorites has the dreaded "C"

Here's hopes and prayers that he gets well soon.

1 posted on 09/29/2008 10:05:27 AM PDT by KosmicKitty
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To: KosmicKitty

Prayers for the Republican Party Reptile!


2 posted on 09/29/2008 10:08:36 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (Welcome PUMAs!)
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To: KosmicKitty
I was torn between laughing and crying.

Prayers for O'Rourke.

3 posted on 09/29/2008 10:12:42 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: KosmicKitty
Not even the most faith-impaired among us shouts...."D*** organic chemistry!"

He's obviously never taught a class full of org students.

4 posted on 09/29/2008 10:18:09 AM PDT by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus (Here they come boys! As thick as grass, and as black as thunder!)
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To: KosmicKitty

Death simply seals what you were, what you built with your life until that time. I think PJ O’Rourke did a fair amount, it doesn’t sound like he led a horrendous personal life, and I think he’ll bring a fair amount to the judgment seat with him. And, of course, he will have Our Lady, who pleads for sinners.

The Spanish philosopher Ortega y Gasset said “Soy yo y mis circunstancias,” I am my essence (whatever I was created with initially, my intelligence, my native capacities) and my existence, that is, whatever happened to me in life.

God judges. We just have to do the best we can and appeal for mercy.

As for the whiskey, I agree! Trollope’s Duke of Omnium, dying, lived entirely on champagne. Sounds like a plan to me.

That said, prayers for P.J. O’Rourke.


5 posted on 09/29/2008 10:18:41 AM PDT by livius
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To: AnAmericanMother

Don’t know if you’re one of his fans, but I thought you’d like to know.


6 posted on 09/29/2008 10:20:30 AM PDT by livius
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To: livius
His life is not my life . . . (not boring enough < g >). He moves in different circles so I don't always run across his stuff.

But I enjoy reading his work when I do encounter it, and will heartily pray for his health. It sounds as though he has a very good shot at a recovery, although nothing looks good standing where he's standing right now.

7 posted on 09/29/2008 10:25:49 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse (TTGC Ladies Auxiliary, recess appointment))
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To: KosmicKitty
P.J. - if you are reading this, my prayers for you.

I just happened to get "Peace Kills" at the library yesterday - the first book of his that I will read.

Didn't he used to write for Rolling Stone magazine?

8 posted on 09/29/2008 10:40:10 AM PDT by 3catsanadog (Drill here, drill now!!!!!)
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To: KosmicKitty

I’d rather be dead on my feet than alive on my knees.


9 posted on 09/29/2008 10:45:07 AM PDT by B4Ranch (I'd rather have a VP that can gut a Moose, than a President that wants to gut our Second Amendment!)
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To: KosmicKitty
I still cursed God, as we all do when we get bad news and pain.

Speak for yourself.

10 posted on 09/29/2008 11:01:01 AM PDT by frogjerk (MSM: We will not question Obama bin Biden...)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...
Not even the most faith-impaired among us shouts: "Damn quantum mechanics!" "Damn organic chemistry!" "Damn chaos and coincidence!" I believe in God. God created the world. Obviously pain had to be included in God's plan. Otherwise we'd never learn that our actions have consequences. -- P.J. O'Rourke

11 posted on 09/29/2008 4:17:07 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile hasn't been updated since Friday, May 30, 2008)
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