With speculation of Hillary dropping from the race and Obama seeming to be the leading candidate for Dems....
and McCain as our only choice?
Man, I think we all need motivation now....
Posted on 06/06/2008 5:37:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I will continue my effort to recuce atmospheric carbonation..... There is a money source to be tapped
Beer drinkers should be required each year to purchase carbon credits to offset the atmospheric carbonation from each and every beer they drink.
To expand this thought, think carbonated beverages. Carbon is the root descriptive. Each and every Coke or Pepsi or Dew emits a substantial amount of atmospheric carbon. Some is direct as fizz and some is emitted as burps or belches. Every consumer of carbonated soft drinks must be required to purchase an annual carbon credit for the amount of estimated consumption. Any unused credits can be carried over or redemmed at the end of the year.
The severe magnitude of the carbon based beverage fizz has escaped notice but in the interest of fairness and carboniferous diversity, must be addressed. McCain being tied closely to the beer industry can be excused from his opposition, but there must be a pronouncement from Obama on his position on beer carbon emissions.
The Navy Invented Sex
A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer the Marine says, ‘Well, we had Iwo Jima.’
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, ‘We had the Battle of Midway.
‘Not entirely true’, responded the Marine. ‘Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.’
The sailor responds, ‘Point taken.’
The Marine then says, ‘We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!’
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, ‘But we had John Paul Jones.’
The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says...... ‘The Navy invented sex!’
The Marine replies, ‘That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.’
LOL!
Interesting...
You put the lime in the cocanut, you nut?
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