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I have a hangover of Biblical proportions (All is Vanity)
The Bar ^ | 06/06/2008 | MeanWestTexan

Posted on 06/05/2008 9:27:55 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan

I have hang over of Biblical proportions.

As in my head is splitting like the Red Sea.

Fire and brimstone are flying from me like the wrath of an Angy God.

I believe the Germans caused this by immigrating to Texas and brewing a concoction known as "Shiner Bock."

Anyone have any suggestions?

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To: dighton

See, that’s why I pinged the poetry list. Or at least I meant to.


61 posted on 06/05/2008 9:58:46 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: MEGoody

Yes, mother.


62 posted on 06/05/2008 9:59:31 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: grellis
I know it sounds like BS, but I rarely drink enough to get a hangover.

When I do however, I depend on cold Coke, Asprin, a dark room and lots of TV.

The first person to mention work, sunlight, or makes loud noises gets the rubber hose treatment.

Cheers,

knewshound

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63 posted on 06/05/2008 9:59:49 AM PDT by knews_hound (Democrats dilemma:Vote for a Nut with 2 boobs or a Boob with 2 nuts)
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To: MeanWestTexan
"Part of my issue is I am just not much of a drinker."

I'm a retired professional. I would have been a lawyer, but I was incapable of passing a bar. :-)

64 posted on 06/05/2008 10:02:52 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: MeanWestTexan

Coughlin’s Law: Beer is for breakfast around here. Drink or be gone!


65 posted on 06/05/2008 10:04:31 AM PDT by RabidBartender
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To: MeanWestTexan

Hydration. Even if you are peeing like crazy you are probably still dehydrated. Alchohol messes with permiability and osmosis and such... the short version is that you can need to go like a race horse and still not be fully hydrated. Drink water!


66 posted on 06/05/2008 10:06:01 AM PDT by TalonDJ
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To: MeanWestTexan

Try the Christian part of the list!


67 posted on 06/05/2008 10:09:08 AM PDT by Coldwater Creek
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To: MeanWestTexan

Time will cure the hangover, however watching the second hand tick by for a couple of hours while you’re feeling like shit may help you to recall the agony so you won’t have to repeat the process again this weekend.


68 posted on 06/05/2008 10:12:32 AM PDT by slimer (“I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.)
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To: MeanWestTexan; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...



69 posted on 06/05/2008 10:21:38 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: MeanWestTexan

An saline IV was always the fix back in the day.


70 posted on 06/05/2008 10:22:11 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: MeanWestTexan
Ask the experts...
71 posted on 06/05/2008 10:23:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: MeanWestTexan
Try some of the recipes the others have given you and tough it out.

Take solace in the words of Frank Sinatra (paraphrasing)

“I pity people who don't drink because when they wake up thats the best they will feel all day” :>)

72 posted on 06/05/2008 10:25:17 AM PDT by Polynikes (Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?)
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To: taxcontrol; MeanWestTexan
Most hang overs are the result of dehydration, drink water or other thin liquids.

After getting somewhat hydrated, I always want really greasy food like Tex-Mex or a big ol' cheeseburger.

Take some Vitamin B-Complex also.

Good luck...the one good thing about a hangover is that you know you'll recover. :-)

73 posted on 06/05/2008 10:27:37 AM PDT by Allegra (If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
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To: MeanWestTexan

If you want to avoid a hangover, never drink the last beer.


74 posted on 06/05/2008 10:27:38 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: library user; MeanWestTexan; tx_eggman

Exactly. Only one way outta this... cowboy up and go drink some more Shiner.

I was in Shiner, TX two weeks ago with a friend. We pulled up to a gas station, go in, and he ordered “Two Shiner blacks, two boxes of .227’s, and a pack of Marlboros... in the box.... TO GO!”

The attendant didn’t even bat an eye as he poured the drafts into paper cups and sacked up the ammo.

True story.

I love Texas.


75 posted on 06/05/2008 10:35:19 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Islam ... If you can't join them, beat them.)
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To: Allegra; Tijeras_Slim; MeanWestTexan

Beer Sock Ping.

76 posted on 06/05/2008 10:39:23 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: MeanWestTexan

Congratulations on them winnin’ Wings.


77 posted on 06/05/2008 10:40:35 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: Joe 6-pack; MeanWestTexan
Quit drinking.

I just realized why I haven't had a hangover since 1994.

78 posted on 06/05/2008 10:42:40 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: hiramknight

After laughing at the other replies, you get the #10 on this thread. LOL.


79 posted on 06/05/2008 10:45:23 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO in Nov.")
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To: MeanWestTexan

I’ve heard that a visit to a sauna (if that is an option) will make your body metabolize/sweat out the alcohol toxins that are plaguing you more quickly.


80 posted on 06/05/2008 10:48:37 AM PDT by Cecily
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