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Posted on 05/18/2008 10:00:48 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1

This Explains A Lot!!

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with Five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that nine months after that historic day, in the month of March 1948, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It did for me.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: isthisamoslemjoke
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I'm speechless!!!
1 posted on 05/18/2008 10:00:49 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: JoeSixPack1

Oh, Lord, please tell me this isn’t a story about ANCHOR BABIES in America!!!! ;-)


2 posted on 05/18/2008 10:04:45 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud Rush Conservative with no dog in the presidential race now *sigh*)
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To: JoeSixPack1

Color me Gob-smacked!!


3 posted on 05/18/2008 10:04:49 AM PDT by EggsAckley
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Don't surprize me none ... I was born Feb.29, 1948 and I've always known I was weird.
4 posted on 05/18/2008 10:05:43 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: JoeSixPack1

The birthdate for Algore is correct, but I thought Hillary was born in 1947, and Bill in 1946. Remember the fuss when Hillary claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, until it was pointed out that she was six years old when he climbed Mt. Everest? Before he made the climb he was nobody, just a beekeeper from New Zealand.


5 posted on 05/18/2008 10:07:09 AM PDT by Berosus (Supports the troops, bring them home -- from the Balkans.)
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To: JoeSixPack1; Quix

Coincidence?

I THINK NOT!


6 posted on 05/18/2008 10:08:50 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (This election is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if McCain wins, were still retarded.)
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To: JoeSixPack1

LOL


7 posted on 05/18/2008 10:14:07 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (McCain will send a self-abused stomped elephant to the DRNC.)
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>Don’t surprize me none ... I was born Feb.29, 1948 and I’ve always known I was weird.<

The actual test is; Are you afraid of dogs?


8 posted on 05/18/2008 10:20:10 AM PDT by B4Ranch
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To: Berosus

The poor woman lived six years before she had a name. Her heritage changes with the wind and she can speak 12 southern accents, 3 northern and probably play the kazoo!.

I say she lied about her birthday!! :-) LOL


9 posted on 05/18/2008 10:21:13 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: JoeSixPack1

I’m for reparations for sheep!


10 posted on 05/18/2008 10:23:46 AM PDT by Dionysius (Jingoism is no vice.)
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To: JoeSixPack1

In CA it’s legal.


11 posted on 05/18/2008 10:25:27 AM PDT by Altura Ct.
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To: JoeSixPack1

Aliens and sheep? why not? Gordy Brown of the wacky UK support this.


12 posted on 05/18/2008 10:43:51 AM PDT by eleni121 (EN TOUTO NIKA!! +)
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To: humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom

Ping for the interest of certain people. ;-)


13 posted on 05/18/2008 10:45:16 AM PDT by Allegra (TEHRAN DELENDA EST)
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To: B4Ranch

Every day is Sadie Hawkin’s Day.


14 posted on 05/18/2008 10:46:50 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: pillut48; JoeSixPack1

Just breeding with the sheep Americans are to lazy to.


15 posted on 05/18/2008 10:52:28 AM PDT by E. Cartman (Screw MacCain and the elephant he rode in on.)
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I don't mean to spoil the fun, but facts is facts!

Albert Gore, Jr. - March 31, 1948

Hillary Rodham Clinton - October 26, 1947

John F. Kerry - December 11, 1943

William J. Clinton - August 19, 1946

Howard Dean - November 17, 1948

Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940

Dianne Feinstein - - June 22, 1933

Charles E. Schumer - November 23, 1950

Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940

16 posted on 05/18/2008 12:10:56 PM PDT by Sloopy
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It is posts like this that make Free Republic look like a collective gaggle of morons. Here are the dates of birth of the individuals listed in the post:

Albert A. Gore, Jr. dob March 31, 1948

Hillary Rodham dob October 26, 1947

John F. Kerry dob December 11, 1943

William J. Clinton dob August 19, 1946

Howard Dean dob November 17, 1948

Nancy Pelosi dob March 26, 1940

Dianne Feinstein dob June 22, 1933

Charles E. Schumer dob November 23, 1950

Barbara Boxer dob November 11, 1940

As you can see, only one of those listed was born in March 1948. One of the individuals listed was a teenager in March 1948 and one wouldn't be born for almost two years after the date give.

Before posting something with easily verifiable or disprovable facts, do some checking.

17 posted on 05/18/2008 12:12:07 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: JoeSixPack1

If true, this would explain a LOT !


18 posted on 05/18/2008 12:24:52 PM PDT by Sloopy
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

“Before posting something with easily verifiable or disprovable facts, do some checking.”

Could it perchance have been satirical?


19 posted on 05/18/2008 12:35:30 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel; JoeSixPack1
It is posts like this that make Free Republic look like a collective gaggle of morons. Here are the dates of birth of the individuals listed in the post:

Maybe it was cows then?

20 posted on 05/18/2008 1:17:14 PM PDT by mcar
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