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1 posted on 04/16/2008 6:12:41 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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Hillary, the ‘hands on’ candidate *caption ping*


2 posted on 04/16/2008 6:13:44 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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“LOOK INTO MY EYES! YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME! YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME!”...........................


3 posted on 04/16/2008 6:16:15 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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Didn't know she was related to Marty Feldman.

Sorry, Marty!
4 posted on 04/16/2008 6:18:09 AM PDT by LIConFem (Thompson. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter Lifetime ACU Rating: 92 (any combo will do, fellas))
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The woman in red will not give up her shot of Crown Royal.


5 posted on 04/16/2008 6:18:40 AM PDT by vietvet67
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"Did you know that pizza, a beer and a shot of whiskey will give you severe butt burn."

6 posted on 04/16/2008 6:19:02 AM PDT by jetson
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“Hillary, the ‘hands on’ candidate”

At least that’s what Huma calles her.

(rimshot)


8 posted on 04/16/2008 6:20:55 AM PDT by exile ("Get off the phone, ya big dope"- The Great One)
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I just had something called a Boiler Maker. You’ve GOT to try it.


9 posted on 04/16/2008 6:26:44 AM PDT by DManA
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“What do you mean ‘Huma’s girlfriend is Abby’? Abby Normal? What are you talking about?!”


10 posted on 04/16/2008 6:27:51 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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“I need some more crack, I know ‘you people’ can help me, I’m in bad shape here”


11 posted on 04/16/2008 6:29:55 AM PDT by RetSignman (DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
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Look deep into my eyes, you are getting stupid....


12 posted on 04/16/2008 6:37:39 AM PDT by Nateman (You only need to fool half of them once every two years.)
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HOLY CRAP! That is one scary picture!


13 posted on 04/16/2008 6:38:34 AM PDT by Brainhose (Just a typical white person.)
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"Believe me! When you're out there dodging sniper fire, you just never get a chance to get a tan. Instead, you look like you slept in a barrel of flour."

17 posted on 04/16/2008 6:51:49 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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"Tell me the truth, do you think my plastic surgeon tightened my forehead a bit much?"

18 posted on 04/16/2008 6:58:20 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (I don't want to stay young forever. I could not stand being stupid that long.)
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To: redstates4ever; dennisw
I think dennisw and I described this, back on Feb 16, 2008, in Post #71 of the thread Unflattering Photos From The Campaign Trail:
Bingo.

Hypothyroidism


Hyperthyroidism


19 posted on 04/16/2008 7:06:48 AM PDT by ThePythonicCow (By their false faith in Man as God, the left would destroy us. They call this faith change.)
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You're voting for Obama!?
Here's a Vulcan death pinch for you!
20 posted on 04/16/2008 7:09:50 AM PDT by Brainhose (Just a typical white person.)
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"If I hear Obama One More Time, I'm gonna strangle somebody!! "


21 posted on 04/16/2008 7:10:40 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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"Listen to me, lady - the reason why you stepped on my foot was because your glasses are on your forehead instead of your eyes. I suggest you put your glasses on right and watch where your going, lest I go all Ft. Marcy on your peasant @ss!"
23 posted on 04/16/2008 7:15:39 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (feh)
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Hillary: Evil spirit! I adjure you by Jesus whom Paul preacheth! Come out!

Woman: Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are ye?

(see Acts 19:13-15)

25 posted on 04/16/2008 7:40:36 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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Exophthalmos


26 posted on 04/16/2008 7:49:28 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Everytime McCain reaches out to conservatives, conservatives get poked in the eye.)
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Another classic case of manic-depressive disorder:
Hillary's high and she depresses voters.

.


28 posted on 04/16/2008 7:55:14 AM PDT by OESY
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