[VRWCmember]

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with today's WFTD.

When politicians like Jimmy Carter and hillary are semelparous, the public can take comfort in the fact that their impact on the gene pool has been minimized.

Jimmy Carter: Emissary of Evil
Bill Clinton says his ties to Alibaba firm in China don't conflict with Hillary Clinton campaign

No pushing at the door please!

Happy Humpday Everybody!

[VRWCmember]

Drive-by posting. I'm on my way to an all-day training workshop, so I won't be in the classroom. Try not to burn down the school.

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[VRWCmember]

Drive-by posting. I'm on my way to an all-day training workshop, so I won't be in the classroom. Try not to burn down the school.

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[VRWCmember]

Drive-by posting. I'm on my way to an all-day training workshop, so I won't be in the classroom. Try not to burn down the school.

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[CholeraJoe]

John Barleycorn. Helping semelparous people get laid since 1300BC.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Ugh.

Coffee needed. 12 and 13 hour shifts up at Homer City, PA east of Pittsburgh.

[spotbust1]

SEMELPAROUS?



Thank God!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

April Fifteenth has really been Hell for us
Had three kids, we were hardly semelparous
But they growed up and left
Tax deductions? bereft
Pay the piper or it will mean jail for us

[hunter112]

And thank goodness that Carter and Clinton didn't have sons. The dynasty needs to die off somewhere.

[camle]

hey! wasn’t Webb Hubble semelparous? what with Chelsea and all....

that’s semelparous, NOT camleparous, btw...

[ConorMacNessa]

In the face of Muslim fecundity, the voluntary semelparousness of much of the West is, in this writer’s opinion, tantamount to cultural suicide.

[RightWhale]

The Chinese are semelparous by law.

[CougarGA7]

Had my youngest been my first child I would have adopted a more semelparous attitude.

[mikrofon]

Speaking of "humpday" (in a couple of ways), I don't believe that giraffa camelopardalis are semelparous...

[sig226]

Please do not use euphemisms for my love life in any more WFTD threads. Thank you.

[MoochPooch]

Just saw PJ’s take of that idiot show THE PAPER:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2002358/posts

I pray to G-d those idiot Yuppie kids remind semelparous.