[VRWCmember]

Drive-by posting. I'm on my way to an all-day training workshop, so I won't be in the classroom. Try not to burn down the school.

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[secret garden]

Too bad Rosalyn Carter was multiparous, since they had several unfortunate-looking children. Remember how Miss Lillian said she wished she hadn’t had any children?

[NeoCaveman]

Word is that many of the red shirted cast members of Star Trek were semelparous if only because they got killed off so quickly. In fact 73% of all Star Trek deaths were among crew members wearing red shirts.

[Slip18]

None of my animals nor I have been semelparous. Thank the good Lord for that. But I am an adopted mother of two dogs and a kitten, the rest of them I bought or inherited.

The kitten last night decided she did not want any placemats on the dining room table. She took all four away. They were all over the house. This is not the first time she has done that with placemats. She thinks she has a brood of kittymats. We put two back on the table just to see what she’ll do tonight.