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Eliot Spitzer Joke Thread
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| March 10, 2008
| PJ-Comix
Posted on 03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The Eliot Spitzer prostitution ring scandal is the PERFECT situation for jokes. I am sure there will be a plethora of such jokes. Therefore please post on this thread all Eliot Spitzer jokes that you hear. Let this be the Eliot Spitzer Joke Resource Center. Oh, and don't forget to post any such jokes made by comedians.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 9; bimboeruption; client69; client9; eliotspitzer; groan; jokes; spitzer; swallows
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To: 353FMG
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:18:48 PM PDT
by
jdm
(Contrary to popular belief, the search function works just fine.)
To: 353FMG
22
posted on
03/10/2008 6:19:44 PM PDT
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
To: kingu
All of that money...and all of the time and calculations of many
just to let some weenie put it in some used slot-for hire.
I'm either too old or too female to get it.
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:23:12 PM PDT
by
bannie
(clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.)
To: PJ-Comix
Who would have thought that love potion #9 was just a Spitzer.
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:31:32 PM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
To: PJ-Comix
With those big ears it must have been some kind of “Ferengi” sex.
25
posted on
03/10/2008 6:40:26 PM PDT
by
org.whodat
(What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
To: The_Republican
It's 3 A.m.
The phone rings in the Governor's mansion in NY
"Uh, hello. Yes, this is Client 9. What? You say there is a package at my front door? No, no, not tonight, my wife is home. Send it to Client 10, the fellow in Harlem, you know that Clinton guy. His door is always open.
26
posted on
03/10/2008 6:47:19 PM PDT
by
CitizenM
("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
To: CitizenM
27
posted on
03/10/2008 6:52:46 PM PDT
by
The_Republican
(You know why Chelsea Clinton is so Ugly? Because Janet Reno is her Father! LOL! - Mac is Back!)
To: PJ-Comix
Eliot Spitzer: Pimp Daddy Number Nine:
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:56:46 PM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
To: The_Republican
I can’t get over the EXACT military mission type planning. He took a strict missionary position in his plans.
To: Travis McGee
What do you get when you cross a Shyster with a Spitzer?
A Sh*tzer!
30
posted on
03/10/2008 7:14:51 PM PDT
by
ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
(I want to "Buy American" but the only things for sale made in the USA are politicians)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
It’s easier to remember Spitler.
31
posted on
03/10/2008 7:17:54 PM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
To: org.whodat
a woman on Nancy Grace tonight said he just pulled a Marion Barry dunce
32
posted on
03/10/2008 7:18:44 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(Go AEGIS!)
To: PJ-Comix
He took her on highway 69, where the speed limit’s lickety split.
To: 353FMG
Yeah, and all I can say is WOW.
To: Paul Heinzman
35
posted on
03/10/2008 7:25:17 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(Let Freedom Ping List - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Join it.)
To: All
36
posted on
03/10/2008 7:25:36 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(Go AEGIS!)
To: PJ-Comix
He said, "This is a private matter."
Gee, no doubt there. It is a matter of his private.
37
posted on
03/10/2008 7:28:41 PM PDT
by
paudio
(Conservatism: like it or not, it's a word with multiple meanings.)
To: PJ-Comix; NYC GOP Chick
Eliot is a Sinkspitzler (look it up).
38
posted on
03/10/2008 7:29:28 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(I Live in New Jersey for the Same Reason People Slow Down to Look at Car Crashes)
To: Clemenza; PJ-Comix; All
tonight Letterman has Top 10 Spitzer excuses
39
posted on
03/10/2008 7:35:43 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(Go AEGIS!)
To: PJ-Comix
40
posted on
03/10/2008 7:51:14 PM PDT
by
Coleus
(Abortion and Euthanasia, Don't Democrats just kill ya?)
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