Posted on 03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The Eliot Spitzer prostitution ring scandal is the PERFECT situation for jokes. I am sure there will be a plethora of such jokes. Therefore please post on this thread all Eliot Spitzer jokes that you hear. Let this be the Eliot Spitzer Joke Resource Center. Oh, and don't forget to post any such jokes made by comedians.
I got in office in 2002,
Cause I’m progressive, and a liberal, too.
I sicked the state police on an enemy of mine,
He didn’t know that I was really Love Client Number Nine.
I took my office and I called a ho,
So she could do me like I did Grasso.
She held out her palm and I crossed it many times,
She said she would call me Love Client Number Nine.
She said she’d charge me extra and she wished me luck,
She said you’re the governor, you can run amok,
I may be base and low rent, but I’m not some upstate schmuck,
I dropped my pants, I smiled, I gave her four thousand bucks.
I didn’t care if I was wrong or right,
I started screwing everything in sight.
But when the F.B.I. put a wire on the line,
They put me on the news as Love Client Number Nine.
Love Client Number Nine . . .
Will make use of it, DFU...thanks.
Toilet's Prize
Cheers!
Hey Doug,
Do we have any photos of Kristen? It would be the mother of all ironies if she were an illegal alien (doin’ the jobs that American ho’s don’t do)
No photos anywhere yet.
Thanks, Doug.
Check out NY Post (if this has already been posted, sorry — didn’t have time to check whole thread).
http://blogs.nypost.com/mb3/archives/2008/03/write_your_own.html
That was great! Loved you video.
"For natural male enhancement"
"For National Male Impeachment"
Cheers!
"For natural male enhancement"
"For National Male Impeachment"
Cheers!
"For natural male enhancement"
"For National Male Impeachment"
Cheers!
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Bud Light presents:
...(Real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Power Hungry Hypocrite Leftist Authoritarian
...(Mr. Power Hungry Hypocrite Leftist Authoritarian)
In your quest for higher political office and power you prosecuted everyone and ruined people in order to make a name for yourself...
...(You're an f'ing steamroller!)
Investment banks, research analysts, insurance companies, Native American tobacco retailers, $20 street hookers, jaywalkers, ticket scalpers, people who rip tags off mattresses, your mother
...(You're all going to jail)
The only person within a 500 mile radius you forgot to prosecute was yourself
...(Somebody convene a Grand Jury)
Other funny looking annoying rich men have to spend millions buying beautiful women condos, furs, BMW's, diamonds or proposing marriage in exchange for sex
...(where is the M3 convertible?)
You managed to get beautiful women by paying a miserly $80,000 for prostitutes over 10 years and risking criminal prosecution and public shame
...(Worth every penny)
Sure all pigs are created equal...but some pigs are more equal than others.
...(You're a special piece of pork!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh $5,500 per hour call girl Governor...because the only people who were screwed here were the tax paying citizens
...(Mr. Power Hungry Hypocrite Leftist Authoritarian)
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