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(German) Army recruit kicked out over fake boobs
Ananova ^ | 1/5/2007 | Ananova

Posted on 01/05/2008 9:23:00 AM PST by Domandred

A female recruit is appealing after she was kicked out of army training in Germany for having breast implants.

Alessija Dorfmann, 23, who has a D cup after the operation, said: "I am devastated - it has always been my dream to be a soldier and have a great figure - and now my fake boobs have cost me my job.

"I could not stop crying when they told me. I wanted to work as an army medic and help save lives."

The brunette who earned the money for the boob job working as a carer in an OAP's home before joining the army has now appealed the ruling - and military chiefs have pledged to review the situation.

Army spokesman Harald Kammerbauer said: "The rule that was brought in because of the increased risk of an injury is under review.

"It was introduced more than a decade ago and it may be that it is no longer relevant in the modern army. In future we may be prepared to make exceptions."


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To: Safetgiver
a radial keratotamy.

It's the type of eye surgery that they used to do before the more modern laser surgeries were invented. The surgeon would cut tiny slits in the lens, like bicycle spokes.
41 posted on 01/05/2008 9:59:22 AM PST by redheadtoo
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To: OldEagle
Maybe the Germans were worried that there would be too many Chesty Pullers around her???>/i>

So??? It would probably lower the AWOL rate considerably in her unit.

42 posted on 01/05/2008 10:02:30 AM PST by Turret Gunner A20
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To: digger48

That has got to go — with some help, no doubt.


43 posted on 01/05/2008 10:04:33 AM PST by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Natural Law

No, it sounds more like Hillary when she finds out she will not be President.


44 posted on 01/05/2008 10:05:06 AM PST by fish hawk (The religion of Darwinism = Monkey Intellect)
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To: Domandred
Pic here.
45 posted on 01/05/2008 10:10:35 AM PST by tioga
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To: Domandred

Alessija Dorfmann, 23

46 posted on 01/05/2008 10:13:59 AM PST by radar101 (Duncan Hunter-The only possibility)
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To: Domandred

“...and military chiefs have pledged to review the situation. “

Are they looking for pictures too?


47 posted on 01/05/2008 10:16:54 AM PST by miele man (Continually voting against iodine deficient libs for 42 years)
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To: tioga

She looks a bit zaftig.


48 posted on 01/05/2008 10:17:22 AM PST by Disambiguator (Political Correctness is criminal insanity writ large.)
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To: tioga

found that pic. isn’t her, that’s a stock photo. post 46 is probably her.


49 posted on 01/05/2008 10:19:58 AM PST by Domandred (Eagles soar, but unfortunately weasels never get sucked into jet engines)
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To: radar101

more bundeswher does not want my bosom


50 posted on 01/05/2008 10:20:49 AM PST by kennyboy509 (Ha! I kill me!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Drill Seargent to Pvt Dorffman,”Soldier,AUCHTUNG!!”What do you have there?You know those aren’t Army regulation!!!Instead of dropping and giving me twenty,do the side straddle hop and don’t stop until I say so!!!”


51 posted on 01/05/2008 10:21:56 AM PST by Uncle Meat
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To: Domandred

The funny thing is the US Army on a space available basis provides free breast augmentation surgery for female Soldiers. The Soldier has to pay for the supplies, but to keep our plastic surgerons trained in all facets of their profession, the Army allows them to perform the surgeries on Soldiers who want them so the physicians stay marketable in the civilian world once they leave the Army. Sounds controversial, but the truth is, it would hurt retention and recruiting of plastic surgeons (who fix blown up faces in Iraq etc.) if they didn’t allow it.


52 posted on 01/05/2008 10:23:42 AM PST by nckerr ("A freeper since 2000 and Active Duty Soldier since 1995!")
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To: Domandred

The, um, augmentation would make for an interesting low crawl under barbed wire.


53 posted on 01/05/2008 10:32:52 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: PzLdr

Some of the soldiers start OUT with D’s: Except for a sudden change in balance, I don’t imagine it would be tooooo much different.


54 posted on 01/05/2008 10:37:53 AM PST by bannie (Jimminy Cricket is hollering, "Beware!!! clintons CHEAT!")
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To: Domandred
military chiefs have pledged to review the situation.

...I'll bet they have!

55 posted on 01/05/2008 11:49:44 AM PST by Tallguy (Climate is what you plan for, weather is what you get.)
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56 posted on 01/05/2008 11:51:02 AM PST by rawhide
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To: Navy Patriot

In my mind’s eye I am picturing the Saint Pauli Girl in cammies... somewhat unbuttoned, of course.


57 posted on 01/05/2008 11:53:55 AM PST by Tallguy (Climate is what you plan for, weather is what you get.)
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To: radar101

Guilty.


58 posted on 01/05/2008 12:10:36 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of all the politics in politics.)
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To: rawhide
Good find.

I assume it's after, not before.

59 posted on 01/05/2008 12:39:09 PM PST by Navy Patriot (The hyphen American with the loudest whine gets the grease.)
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To: rawhide

Not guilty!


60 posted on 01/05/2008 1:51:18 PM PST by pcottraux (Fred Thompson pronounces it "P. Coe-Troe"...in 2008.)
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