Humor: Companies and Brand Names Likely to Fail [Vanity]

12/16/07 | self

[Fester Chugabrew]

Sharp Doughnuts

Hoffa Meats

Amputee Mowing Service

Bendover Soap Company

Pubescent Shampoo

Thunderfart Baked Beans

Brown's Underwear

Libel Publishing Co.

Monica's Dress Shop

B*tch Queen Kennels

Botch Tape

Pinprick Prophylactics

Porky's Kosher Deli

Amalgamated Dithering

Skunk Perfume

Earhart Airlines

Warpmaster Lumber

Big Tex Lingerie

Invisible, Inc.

Berger Security, Inc.

Bambi Shotguns

Keller Cameras

[Fester Chugabrew]

Too much time on my hands, I guess. Threw these together this evening and hope some Freepers of kindred mind might add to the list over the coming days, weeks, months, whatever. I am never disappointed when it comes to humor around this place.

Yours truly,

-FC
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Fester Chugabrew, President
Sad Humor, Inc.

[digger48]

[Fester Chugabrew]

Sheez. Looks like some of them are already out there!

[SandRat]

3-Fingers Woodworking
Cheatum’s Certified Public Accounting
Lawless Child Care
Peeping Detective Agency

[Joe 6-pack]

[SandRat]

Outerwear Outhouse
Pizza Privy
Bologna Boutique
Cheese Closet
Salami Salon
Software Shelf
Itchy’s Linen Service
Go Boom Service Station
Sugar Petrol
No Go Cars
Sawdust Motors
Wheel Free Bicycles
Zap Electrical Appliances
Fraid Cable TV
Blunt Tools Hardware

[Fester Chugabrew]

Man, you’ve got a BUNCH! Here are a few more:

Fudge Packing Co.
Titanic Pools
Dead Tree Paper Co.
Capone Bat Co.

[toothfairy86]

There is a new sandwich shop that opened up near me. It’s called O-bees...and it’s right next door to the Big and Tall Men’s store:-)

[Fester Chugabrew]

Dullsworth Books

Face Stapler Co.

High Jeans

Bucky Toothbrushes

Fulldrop Piano Co.

Berger Safe Co.

[SandRat]

[skinkinthegrass]

..so far, so good. :/

[Fester Chugabrew]

They’re working on a flashlight that can detect gas. Will call it the “Flatulight.” Also a shredder that makes last second copies just in case you’re shredding something you’ll need later. It’s called a “Shreddier.”

My own inventions include a line of boutique air fresheners for the car. “Whiskey” and “Reefer” will be the first two to come out, then “Burger King.” But I need to fine tune the magnetic floppy disk holder for market, first.

[aruanan]

There’s a convenience mart chain somewhere between IL and CO called Kum & Go.

[SandRat]

Check these out - http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=11155&display=photoshop#entries

[Fester Chugabrew]

Trusty Stools

Mattress Ammonia Co.

Pebble Marshmallows

Penthouse Screws

Moore’s Yogurt

Helen Thomas Makeup

Waterman’s Roofing Co.

[martin_fierro]

* w i n c e *

[Gay State Conservative]

Anyone here old enough to remember Ayds?

[Gay State Conservative]

[TBP]

Flatt Pencil Co.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Betty Cannabis Cake Mix

Mark Thanatos, M.D.

Droops Hair Spray

Mr. Bubble Paints