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Satirical Monsters More Competition for Darwin
The Ledger ^ | December 11, 2007 | John Chambliss

Posted on 12/13/2007 12:45:57 PM PST by SubGeniusX

E-mails offer Polk school officials a view of the origin of life they say is just as valid as intelligent design.

LAKELAND | The Flying Spaghetti Monster has stretched its noodles to Polk County.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM, is a satirical group that pokes fun at intelligent design. It first emerged in 2005 during the debate in Kansas over whether the belief should be taught in science classes.

The group has sent dozens of e-mails to Polk County School Board members demanding that the idea of a Flying Spaghetti Monster creating the world receive classroom equal time with other views. The e-mail campaign began after four of seven board members said in November that they supported teaching intelligent design in addition to evolution.

While the idea that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world lacks backing in the scientific community, the point, according to those promoting the satire, is that neither does intelligent design.

FSM dates to 2005 when Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson sent a letter to the Kansas School Board saying "there are multiple theories of intelligent design."

"I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster," Henderson wrote.

"It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him."

Polk board members' support of intelligent design came to light after they learned the proposed science standards for Florida schools listed evolution and biological diversity as one of the "big ideas" that students need to know for a well-grounded science education.

Evolution, the theory that organic life developed and diversified through small changes over millions of years, is opposed by some evangelical Christians and Orthodox Jews who believe in a literal biblical interpretation of the Earth's creation. Intelligent design holds that living organisms are so complex that they must have been created by some kind of higher force.

E-mails to board members can be seen on the Flying Spaghetti Monster Web site at www.venganza.org.

Here's one of the e-mails:

"I agree that children should be exposed to all sides of a scientific debate, but it is my fear you may leave out a theory that is equally as valid as traditional Intelligent Design," said one.

"I am of course referring to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm sure you all know that the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has much greater support in the scientific community than traditional Intelligent Design. You would therefore be doing a grave disservice to the students of Polk County, and science in general, if you were to leave this ever so important theory out of your curriculum."

Most School Board members declined comment, or did not return phone messages when asked about e-mails or telephone calls from supporters or detractors of the proposed science standards.

Board member Frank O'Reilly, who supports the new science standards, said he received about 50 e-mails from FSM supporters. "It's a lot," O'Reilly said. "Most of them are from the spaghetti monster."

In an e-mail, Henderson said he can't explain the idea for the FSM.

"I tell people it was combination of lack of sleep and divine intervention," Henderson said. "But the church has evolved into what it is today."

Henderson said he put out the open letter in 2005 to the Kansas School Board as a joke and it "snowballed from there."

Now, Henderson said there are more than a million Google results for Flying Spaghetti Monster.

"No telling where we will be in 10 years, 100 years, 1,000 years," Henderson wrote. "I heard Christianity started as a joke, too ... so who knows?"

Henderson said about 95 percent of the 60,000 e-mails he's received are positive.

He keeps his home address a secret and has had a "few death threats'' that he was concerned about.

"But the majority of Christians don't have a problem with our Church," Henderson wrote. "We try to be as tolerant of their beliefs as they are of ours."

Known as Pastafarians, Flying Spaghetti Monster supporters dress up as pirates. The Web site sells shirts, iPod covers and car stickers.

Currently on the Web site, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is wearing a Santa Claus hat.

Conservative voices outside of Florida also have chimed in on the science standards debate.

CitizenLink.com, an arm of the James Dobson-led group, Focus on the Family, urged its readers to take action to include intelligent design in the classroom by e-mailing the state.

So far, at least one state board member said she will vote against the new standards. Donna Callaway said she will vote against the proposed standards because evolution "should not be taught to the exclusion of other theories of origin of life," the St. Petersburg Times reported.

The state vote, which was planned for January, will likely be in February because two public meetings about the proposed standards were added in January.

The first meeting will be Jan. 3 from 5:30 to 7 p.m. at The Schultz Center for Teaching and Leadership in Jacksonville, 4019 Boulevard Center Drive.

A second meeting will be Jan. 8 in Miramar from 5:30 to 7 p.m. at Everglades High School. 17100 S.W. 48 Court.

The new standards have been praised by scientists. (To see the proposed standards go to www.flstandards.org.)

Lawrence S. Lerner, professor emeritus of physics and astronomy at California State University in Long Beach, who has examined science standards in the various states, has graded Florida's proposed standards as a B+.

Lerner, who gave the previous standards an F, said that the proposals have the potential to be among the best in the nation.

"It's an enormous improvement," Lerner said. "The (current) standards were poorly written and bad all along."

The inclusion of evolution into the standards was imperative, Lerner said.

"When you ignore evolution, it is like trying to teach physics without Newton's Law," Lerner said. "It (evolution) is dealt with quite well (in the new standards)."


TOPICS: Religion; Science
KEYWORDS: antichristian; asshats; battholes; evolution; fsm; id; jerks; jerques; liberalbigots; noodlyappendage; religiousintolerance
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1 posted on 12/13/2007 12:45:58 PM PST by SubGeniusX
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To: SubGeniusX

Clueless.


2 posted on 12/13/2007 12:48:30 PM PST by PetroniusMaximus
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To: ahayes; canuck_conservative; doc30; DaveLoneRanger; cryptical; js1138; swain_forkbeard
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has stretched its noodles to Polk County.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM, is a satirical group that pokes fun at intelligent design. It first emerged in 2005 during the debate in Kansas over whether the belief should be taught in science classes.

The group has sent dozens of e-mails to Polk County School Board members demanding that the idea of a Flying Spaghetti Monster creating the world receive classroom equal time with other views. The e-mail campaign began after four of seven board members said in November that they supported teaching intelligent design in addition to evolution.

PING!

3 posted on 12/13/2007 12:48:36 PM PST by SubGeniusX (The People have Unenumerated Rights, The Government does not have Unenumerated Powers!)
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To: SubGeniusX
"...a satirical group that pokes fun at intelligent design..."

I always thought that it was meant to specifically mock people who had a belief in God....

4 posted on 12/13/2007 12:48:49 PM PST by -=SoylentSquirrel=- (I'm really made of people!)
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To: PatrickHenry
Here we go again ping
5 posted on 12/13/2007 12:49:52 PM PST by ASA Vet (Pray for the deliberately ignorant.)
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To: PetroniusMaximus
Most Redundant Book Title Ever
6 posted on 12/13/2007 12:51:09 PM PST by SubGeniusX (The People have Unenumerated Rights, The Government does not have Unenumerated Powers!)
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To: -=SoylentSquirrel=-
I always thought that it was meant to specifically mock people who had a belief in God....

No. It mocks those who would debase their religious beliefs by disguising them as science.

7 posted on 12/13/2007 12:51:10 PM PST by Non-Sequitur (Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
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To: SubGeniusX
Yeah, the FSM has almost as much credibility as macro evolution.
8 posted on 12/13/2007 12:51:25 PM PST by Recovering_Democrat ((I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!))
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To: -=SoylentSquirrel=-
I always thought that it was meant to specifically mock people who had a belief in God....

Nope. Just cdesign proponentsists.

9 posted on 12/13/2007 12:52:54 PM PST by Shryke
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To: SubGeniusX

Typical evolution post. Strange thing that a rock can suddenly come to life and that’s irrefutable scientific fact but if one thinks an intelligence had something to do with it it’s nonsense.


10 posted on 12/13/2007 12:53:09 PM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: Non-Sequitur

na ahh


11 posted on 12/13/2007 12:53:28 PM PST by GulfBreeze (Support America! Vote for Duncan Hunter!)
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To: SubGeniusX
Phooey on your monster. Cthulhu is the designer. Teach the controversy.
12 posted on 12/13/2007 12:53:28 PM PST by js1138
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To: ontap

Good job!


13 posted on 12/13/2007 12:54:33 PM PST by GulfBreeze (Support America! Vote for Duncan Hunter!)
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To: Non-Sequitur

As opposed to those who debase science by presenting theories as fact.


14 posted on 12/13/2007 12:55:00 PM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: ontap

The TOE doesn’t address origin.


15 posted on 12/13/2007 12:55:26 PM PST by ASA Vet (Pray for the deliberately ignorant.)
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16 posted on 12/13/2007 12:56:00 PM PST by SubGeniusX (The People have Unenumerated Rights, The Government does not have Unenumerated Powers!)
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To: ASA Vet
You are here: Science >> Darwin's Theory Of Evolution Darwin's Theory of Evolution - The Premise Darwin's Theory of Evolution is the widely held notion that all life is related and has descended from a common ancestor: the birds and the bananas, the fishes and the flowers -- all related. Darwin's general theory presumes the development of life from non-life and stresses a purely naturalistic (undirected) "descent with modification". That is, complex creatures evolve from more simplistic ancestors naturally over time. In a nutshell, as random genetic mutations occur within an organism's genetic code, the beneficial mutations are preserved because they aid survival -- a process known as "natural selection." These beneficial mutations are passed on to the next generation. Over time, beneficial mutations accumulate and the result is an entirely different organism (not just a variation of the original, but an entirely different creature).

You might want to read up on that!

17 posted on 12/13/2007 12:57:28 PM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: js1138

Phooey on Cthulhu (a gun-grabbing abortionist gay rights gun-grabber). Zombgasmic Origins of Discovery Theory has it goin’ ON.


18 posted on 12/13/2007 12:57:39 PM PST by Shryke
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To: SubGeniusX

The flying spaghetti monster believers are clearly wrong in there beliefs. Life in the Universe was clearly originated by a giant white Rabbit which hopped from solar system to solar system leaving eggs on each planet from which all life developed.

Proof of this exists in our legend of an egg laying Easter Rabbit. I have avoided publishing this until now to avoid upsetting the general public.


19 posted on 12/13/2007 12:57:40 PM PST by Citizen Tom Paine (Swift as the wind; Calmly majestic as a forest; Steady as the mountains.)
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To: Shryke
It all seems so harmless until you read the hateful comments from the proponents of FSM.

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20 posted on 12/13/2007 12:58:09 PM PST by -=SoylentSquirrel=- (I'm really made of people!)
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