[Jeffrey_D.]

“believed to have died after choking on a plastic bag”

Nope......not gonna say it !!!!

[dforest]

Well, I married a jackass some years ago.

Just joking....flame me.

[Billthedrill]

Check the insurance policy.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP PING!!!!!!!!!

[bamahead]

ping :)

[Canticle_of_Deborah]

After the marriage, Rose had a male kid - but "not a human one" - Mr Rhodes said, hastily.

So she was cheating on him?

Harlot.

[Mr. Mojo]

Local elders ordered a man found having sex with the goat. .....Over time, it has received several million hits - making it historically one of the biggest-hitting stories the BBC News website has published.

I see a film in its future.

Deep Goat

[ClearCase_guy]

Mr Rhodes explains that South Sudan remains a conservative society.

Backwards, knuckle-dragging, stupid society ... you know ... conservative.

[jdm]

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Welcome to the third world, the place the radical left wants to take us!

[DogByte6RER]

lol

Just think...

My wife is always badgering me to take out the garbage.

This guy had a “wife” to whom you could just simply feed your garbage to!

[NYer]

Lest we ever forget ....

Jerusalem
January 2, 2006

 Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman".

She's hardly the jealous type, though.

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."

[DogByte6RER]

lol Sex with a goat might guarantee a meeting with this "goat" in the afterlife...

[Andyman]

With the goat now dead, I suppose it is a feta compli.

[EveningStar]

Tard ping

[PissAndVinegar]

“Local elders ordered a man found having sex with the goat, later called Rose, to “marry” her last February.”

How did the goat die, blunt force trauma?

(I know, I’m horrible)

[Jaxter]

Did they have any kids?

[pillut48]

Story at 10, barbecue at 11!

{pass the sauce}

[hardworking]

Gee, I’ll bet NOW is a bit upset to lose a member.

[ryan71]

“Rose, black and white, is believed to have died after choking on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba.”

Dude should really provide for his wife than that.