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Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection
www.foxnews.com ^
| Tuesday , May 01, 2007
| Jeanna Bryner
Posted on 05/01/2007 1:41:19 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle
A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection. Now scientists have figured out the chemical that seems to be responsible for the penis boost. In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection. "The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and
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KEYWORDS: erection; needanewpet; nothanks; spider; sproing; viagra
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To: TommyDale; All
100 posts!
Thanks to one and all for a good laugh.
101
posted on
05/01/2007 2:37:12 PM PDT
by
Churchillspirit
(We are all foot soldiers in this War On Terror.)
To: dragonblustar
Should take the wind out of any sail.
102
posted on
05/01/2007 2:38:11 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: BenLurkin
Persistent erection is nothing.
Spider taught me to fly once.
Course duration was brief.
103
posted on
05/01/2007 2:40:16 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: TommyDale
104
posted on
05/01/2007 2:41:27 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
And Peter Parker though he had problems!
105
posted on
05/01/2007 2:49:12 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
To: BossLady
I can thing of better ways to accomplish the same goal.
106
posted on
05/01/2007 2:53:19 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
So now the ladies can say
“Did a spider sting you, or are you just happy to see me...”
107
posted on
05/01/2007 2:53:23 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
To: agent_delta
Hey, I have access to a spider...
108
posted on
05/01/2007 2:53:48 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
I have a friend who spent time down there...and of course a pilot wouldn’t lie...but he said he had a perpetual erection when entering Brazilian airspace....so of course it couldn’t have been the spider....he hadn’t landed yet!!
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posted on
05/01/2007 2:56:29 PM PDT
by
RVN Airplane Driver
("To be born into freedom is an accident; to die in freedom is an obligation..)
To: Slings and Arrows
What would June Clever say about this?
To: JRios1968; agent_delta
111
posted on
05/01/2007 2:56:44 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Slings and Arrows
/Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection/
Count me out on that one
To: MaryFromMichigan
What would June Clever say about this? "Ward, I think you were a little..."
Are you trying to get me banned? ;^)
113
posted on
05/01/2007 3:05:56 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
To: MaryFromMichigan
********What would June Clever say about this?**********
Mary, Mary....how naughty of you...Ward, weren't you a little rough on the ........Daddy like.
To: pax_et_bonum
115
posted on
05/01/2007 3:11:07 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(I don't give a rat's a$$ where in the world Matt Lauer is.)
To: Slings and Arrows
116
posted on
05/01/2007 3:11:36 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; AtomicBuffaloWings; Bacon Man; beaureguard; bedolido; ...
Salacious Ping List ping!
117
posted on
05/01/2007 3:46:12 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: al baby; Allegra; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; ...
To: EveningStar
How about popcicle sticks and duct tape?
119
posted on
05/01/2007 3:53:21 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi mom)
To: dirtboy
“And be grateful one never bit Bill Clinton. We’d have Billzilla on our hands.”
That and also we’d have annexed Brazil.
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