The Official Friday Silliness Thread Celebrates October: Workplace Politics Awareness Month

McGrall-Hill.com (I'm telling you it's legit) ^ | 10-06-06 (06 Septembre 2006) | Sully777

[sully777]

HOT DANG--IT'S FRIDAY!!!

This thread is dedicated to your employers and co-workers. It's dedicated to the people you love and the people you hate. This thread is dedicated to all the office games and pranks. This thread is dedicated to the office flirts and the office tards. We salute the fond memory of the office snitch and the promoted kiss-@ss. We dedicate this thread to those that frequent the restroom and those caught in the janitor's closet. We even salute you, Guy That Wears Way Too Much Cologne

Here's To Office Politics: Rock On OFST!

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[girlscout]

[ArGee]

A four letter word describing a form of intercourse.

... ending in k.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

If it's going to be another cat day....I'm leaving.

Don't leave.

I LOVE cats.

Really, I can't get enough of 'em.

Boiled or fried. Grilled or baked in the oven. Roasted slowly on a spit. Cats. Cats. Cats!!!!!!

I'm waiting for Garfield to retire. That dude could feed my entire family.

Shalom.

[fredhead]

Try this one:

Versatile and highly skilled technician. Possesses very good grasp of electronics theory and troubleshooting procedures. Has rather acerbic and anti-social personality which tends to keep him in trouble with his peers and superiors on a regular basis. Has been counseled repeatedly by various supervisors in the chain of command concerning his tendency to create strife within the division through his immature and often child like temper tantrums. Mood shifts are rapid and are normally triggered by very minor items, shifts from overly joyous to deeply depressed in matter of minutes. Depending on mood at the time, performance ranges from excellent to barely acceptable.

This one is true, a Navy evaluation from 1984.

It was me.

[Gordongekko909]

I might be getting a job clerking for a federal judge soon! Hooray!

[Gordongekko909]

wtf? His keg's already floated! It is useless now! USELESS!!!

[fredhead]

Have to check the picture at home. Work has photobucket blocked.

[fredhead]

50?

[fredhead]

50!

[fredhead]

I own this page!!!

[fredhead]

It only works early in the day.

[Rightly Biased]

You don't just talk to yourself you answer yourself

But do you argue with yourself? that is the question

[Gordongekko909]

zomg TYRANT! I usurp thee!

[girlscout]

Sorry to hear that. Work takes all the fun out of weekdays!

[Rightly Biased]

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 52 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See ... He mated 52 times last year? ...once-a-week."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 125 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more operations he will be ok

[fredhead]

I hold conferences with myself.

No I don't!

Yes I do!!

What's a conference?

Let's go fishing!!

What happened to Lindsey Lohan's freckles?

[diamond6]

Girlscout, that has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!!!

[girlscout]

I just wanted to drop in and see what your desk looks like. ... man, what a mess!!

[girlscout]

Truth speaks volumes don't you think? hahaha