The Official Friday Silliness Thread Celebrates October: Workplace Politics Awareness Month

McGrall-Hill.com (I'm telling you it's legit) ^ | 10-06-06 (06 Septembre 2006) | Sully777

[sully777]

HOT DANG--IT'S FRIDAY!!!

This thread is dedicated to your employers and co-workers. It's dedicated to the people you love and the people you hate. This thread is dedicated to all the office games and pranks. This thread is dedicated to the office flirts and the office tards. We salute the fond memory of the office snitch and the promoted kiss-@ss. We dedicate this thread to those that frequent the restroom and those caught in the janitor's closet. We even salute you, Guy That Wears Way Too Much Cologne

Here's To Office Politics: Rock On OFST!

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[fredhead]

I want a TR6. I want to put a small block in one. Saw that once in a Hot Rod magazine.

That would be of course if the engine/drivetrain were beyond hope.

[Lucky9teen]

Doctors have concluded that, if you find the man in 3 seconds, then the Right half of your brain is better developed than most people.

If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right Half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between one minute and 3 minutes, then the right Half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to Eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the right half of your Brain is a mess, and the only advice is to look for more of these types of exercises to make that part of the brain stronger.

The man is really there. Keep looking!

[fredhead]

Here's one. They're tiny. I repeat, it's like driving a go-kart on the freeway.

[amxfan2002]

Should look like this when I get done....

[IMG]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h186/amxfan2002/Cars/1974_1500_us_01.jpg[/IMG]

[JJR RNCH]

Found him. Now my brain hurts.

[JJR RNCH]

Looks like a death trap to me. How do you expect people to see you? Are you gonna put a big orange flag on the back of it?

[amxfan2002]

Matter of fact this looks exactly like mine....just in better shape

[fredhead]

This is my toy (not the actual one, but just like it)

[amxfan2002]

It's quick enough to escape any trouble, ie getting out of the way of HUGE Ford pickup trucks before they hurt you

[Lucky9teen]

Dear Kotex,

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as:

*Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
*Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
*Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
*Try Kotex blah blah blah other products...

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh.

Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back.

I'll wait.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated.

Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess what, the only activities that interest me is eating...sleeping...bitching or crying for no apparent reason...and oh...does ripping someone's head off count as a
friggen' activity?????

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on their feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes
for survival, many containing alcohol & barbituates.

Printing out crap advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and is enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.

It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging. Put the crap in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.

There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store.! Why don't you just add an in-store microphone to the darn package & announce that...helloooo, another female in the store is on the rag!!!!!

So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies & the smiley faces and shove them where the sun does not shine.

P.S. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot of Bourbon to your packages instead?

[JJR RNCH]

But I thought you wanted me to hurt you!!! He He He

[amxfan2002]

It really is like sitting in the 'Vette. Right now it's really like your....stuck in the garage...HeeHeeHee

[amxfan2002]

Only when we are at work.....BTW, starting tomorrow I am the DM of the Millworks Dept

[fredhead]

One of my most embarrasing moments was when I had to go get a package of "feminine products" at the grocery store when my wife was sick.

BTW, I keep a couple in the first aid kit. They make great bandages for larger wounds (learned that as a Boy Scout).

[JJR RNCH]

TOOOO Funny!!! Tears in my eyes.

[amxfan2002]

The funny thing is...I used to spend all my money on drugs and alchohol, now I spend it all on my car.....

[JJR RNCH]

Still a little slow this morning.

Beer-thirty in 2 hours.

[fredhead]

BOAT = a hole in the water into which you pour money.

Break
Out
Another
Thousand

[amxfan2002]

That's okay, I just thought you were having another "Blonde Day".....blondie!!

[JJR RNCH]

At least I'm not this bad!!