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Grieving wife sliced off willy
The Sun ^
| 09/12/2006
| The Sun Staff
Posted on 09/15/2006 12:10:56 PM PDT by BJClinton
A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husbands willy in hospital so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.
Uta Schneider used a butchers knife to hack off the treasured manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox next to gherkins.
But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany. She is accused of mutilation.
Uta was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years.
She told police: It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.
I wanted to pickle it for eternity he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bonerbegone; germanyorflorida; peen; sausagemitkraut; slickwilly; strumunddrang
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To: maggief
Ah... I had a different slant on lamination:

I couldn't quite make the connection, there....
;)
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:58:49 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: BJClinton
These ween whackings are becoming more and more common.
We need an acronym.
I propose PPP - Player's Part Purloined
42
posted on
09/15/2006 1:08:55 PM PDT
by
Sax
To: llevrok
I've been in a pickle...but never had one in me.
43
posted on
09/15/2006 1:28:38 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
To: cyborg; Petronski
44
posted on
09/15/2006 1:53:19 PM PDT
by
WKB
To: BJClinton
Now I know the meaning of "organ harvesting"
45
posted on
09/15/2006 1:53:57 PM PDT
by
WKB
To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; AtomicBuffaloWings; beaureguard; bedolido; beezdotcom; ...
Salacious Ping List ping! CholeraJoe is EN FUEGO lately!
46
posted on
09/15/2006 2:13:41 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Doin' the bull dance . . . feelin' the flow.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Why doesn't she have it stuffed? :-PSo it can be mounted?
47
posted on
09/15/2006 3:30:11 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: BJClinton
The old lady had a good cover-story...she probably just wanted to make
sure he was really dead!
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posted on
09/15/2006 3:34:59 PM PDT
by
VOA
To: Slings and Arrows
Why doesn't she have it stuffed? :-P ==> So it can be mounted?
Yes, women like it on the table.....
49
posted on
09/15/2006 3:37:52 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Yes, women like it on the table.....Your dinner parties must be fun....
50
posted on
09/15/2006 4:07:51 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: xJones
They can get wild at times.................
51
posted on
09/15/2006 4:11:11 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Oh my GOD!" she screamed, "Schneider is dead!"
52
posted on
09/15/2006 4:46:19 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Islamic communities belong in Islamic countries.- Eric in the Ozarks)
To: null and void
LMAO!! .....this is a great thread for necrophilia!! :-P
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posted on
09/15/2006 4:50:14 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
54
posted on
09/15/2006 5:12:30 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Islamic communities belong in Islamic countries.- Eric in the Ozarks)
To: null and void
55
posted on
09/15/2006 5:18:47 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: BJClinton
Uta Schneider used a butchers knife to hack off the treasured manhood. I miss the good ol' day's when a mans brain was taken and kept as a treasure.....
56
posted on
09/15/2006 5:35:26 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
To: BJClinton
Next to the gerkins?
That's sad.
57
posted on
09/15/2006 5:38:52 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: BJClinton
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You can buy a "casting" kit and make a life-sized "toy replica" to preserve your loved one's assets forever!
Much better than keeping it in a pickle jar I would think...
59
posted on
09/15/2006 5:52:57 PM PDT
by
stands2reason
(ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
To: stands2reason
Now I've heard everything!
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:01:10 PM PDT
by
right wing
(The Drive-By Media Are Terrorists Too)
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