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Grieving wife sliced off willy
The Sun ^
| 09/12/2006
| The Sun Staff
Posted on 09/15/2006 12:10:56 PM PDT by BJClinton
A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.
Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.
But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany. She is accused of mutilation.
Uta was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years.
She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.
“I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bonerbegone; germanyorflorida; peen; sausagemitkraut; slickwilly; strumunddrang
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To: maggief
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:36:04 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: Sax
22
posted on
09/15/2006 12:36:04 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Sax
It took balls for you to post that.
23
posted on
09/15/2006 12:37:02 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: Petronski
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:38:07 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(No I don't miss the single life at all.)
To: BJClinton; Slings and Arrows
A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir. Why doesn't she have it stuffed? :-P
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:39:03 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:40:43 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: stm
And what if she were to accidentally mistake the gherkins for the Herrwurst?
There's a Lewinski/Bobbit/Dahmer joke in there...
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:40:56 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
My wife was considering this after my demise...but she didn't know where she'd keep the 50-gallon drum.
She cut of his penis, not his imagination.
To: BJClinton
She better not let it get moldy and turn green!
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:43:13 PM PDT
by
stm
(Katherine Harris for US Senate!)
To: maggief
How do you laminate a penis? ;)
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:45:06 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Toby06
That's the second time a post of mine has worked out like that - this time I didn't even notice it!
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:45:18 PM PDT
by
Sax
To: Slings and Arrows
Congrats!
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:46:58 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: Irish_Thatcherite
E-Mail Oprah the question and she can ask McGreevy the next time she has him on the sofa!
To: SampleMan
She cut of his penis, not his imagination.
PWN3D!
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:49:26 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: SampleMan
I'm Irish, I'm long...
...on imagination.
To: maggief
Next to the gherkins? If they don't crunch, they're not fresh.....
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:50:51 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
To: stm
Or invite former Gov. McGreevey over for pickles and beer!
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:51:47 PM PDT
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: Young Werther; maggief
Oh... the answer was in your response! ;)
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:52:14 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Xenalyte
39
posted on
09/15/2006 12:52:18 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(USAF Air Rescue "That others may live.")
To: Irish_Thatcherite
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:52:29 PM PDT
by
maggief
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