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The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Life
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| September 15, 2006
| Sully777
Posted on 09/15/2006 2:12:28 AM PDT by sully777
It's Friday.
Life is meant to be lived.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Education; Gardening; Health/Medicine; History; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors; Society; Sports; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 12septwuzzabust; 1covetthyneighbors; anotherday; anotherdollar; anotherdonut; ass; assman; bootah; booty; brightandshiny; coffee; friday; hotdamn; junkinthetrunk; life; ofst; partyon; poa; schwing; silliness; upandattum; wakemeup; weekendfun
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To: JJR RNCH; CJ Wolf; Lucky9teen; BJClinton; sully777; ArGee
When I was a child I tried to eat all of an orange. I found out then that a rind is a terrible thing to taste.
Wanted: Newspaper needs freelance writer to cover zoo story about a mother bear about to have babies.
Applicant must be willing to start as a cub reporter.
As Reynoldo lit the votive candle at the grotto for San Jose de los Platanos, and prayed for the healthy delivery of his first child, he heard a disembodied voice say, "Your daughter will be born 17 inches long,"
To which Reynoldo replied, "Do you know the weight, too, San Jose?
To: nuke rocketeer
305
posted on
09/15/2006 12:49:32 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("War is about killing & destroying their property, not about covering your asses in a conf. room")
To: nuke rocketeer
306
posted on
09/15/2006 12:49:43 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("War is about killing & destroying their property, not about covering your asses in a conf. room")
To: nuke rocketeer
307
posted on
09/15/2006 12:50:23 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("War is about killing & destroying their property, not about covering your asses in a conf. room")
To: nuke rocketeer
Yeah, but if you squeeze it next to a lighter the acid will create a nice flame.
308
posted on
09/15/2006 12:50:30 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: sully777; KevinDavis
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You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).
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Disappear |
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100% |
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Natural Causes |
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73% |
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Gunshot |
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67% |
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Bomb |
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60% |
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Eaten |
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60% |
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Stabbed |
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60% |
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Disease |
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47% |
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Posion |
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47% |
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Suicide |
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40% |
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Cut Throat |
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33% |
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Suffocated |
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33% |
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Drowning |
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20% |
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Accident |
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7% |
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How Will You Die??created with QuizFarm.com
To: nuke rocketeer
How Will You Die?? Cheese - that's easy. My boss will come back and find me still on the OFST.
Shalom.
Oh, and nice knowin' ya!
310
posted on
09/15/2006 12:53:24 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
To: sully777; KevinDavis; fredhead; Lucky9teen; The_Victor; BJClinton; Toby06
To: lilylangtree
Yeah, I always "Snope" things like that...
312
posted on
09/15/2006 1:01:17 PM PDT
by
acad1228
(Faithful servant of the Dark Lord Xenu!)
To: nuke rocketeer
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You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.
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Natural Causes |
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73% |
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Gunshot |
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73% |
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Eaten |
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53% |
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Posion |
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53% |
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Disappear |
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53% |
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Drowning |
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53% |
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Accident |
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53% |
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Bomb |
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47% |
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Stabbed |
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40% |
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Suicide |
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33% |
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Cut Throat |
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20% |
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Suffocated |
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7% |
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Disease |
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7% |
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How Will You Die??created with QuizFarm.comLMAO, it's a paintball gun. Damn, that would suck!
313
posted on
09/15/2006 1:02:40 PM PDT
by
Toby06
(Hydrogen is not a fuel source! Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
To: nuke rocketeer
I don't even need to take the quiz to know tht one!!
314
posted on
09/15/2006 1:03:14 PM PDT
by
Toby06
(Hydrogen is not a fuel source! Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
To: Toby06
A paintball gun. That could take a while. You'd best pack a lunch.
315
posted on
09/15/2006 1:07:43 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: nuke rocketeer
See I took the test and got abs/stomach, which isn't true (it's the butt), but I notice the pics are all of females. A bit biased, eh?
316
posted on
09/15/2006 1:08:40 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("War is about killing & destroying their property, not about covering your asses in a conf. room")
To: Toby06
317
posted on
09/15/2006 1:12:02 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("War is about killing & destroying their property, not about covering your asses in a conf. room")
To: Lucky9teen
I got 8/16. They all looked gay to me.
318
posted on
09/15/2006 1:19:46 PM PDT
by
Toby06
(Hydrogen is not a fuel source! Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
To: Lucky9teen
8/16 right. They all looked gay to me. F'n poofs.
319
posted on
09/15/2006 1:20:02 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: Focault's Pendulum
320
posted on
09/15/2006 1:22:50 PM PDT
by
rambo316
(Social engineering does not work and never will.)
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