Wanted: Newspaper needs freelance writer to cover zoo story about a mother bear about to have babies.
Applicant must be willing to start as a cub reporter.
As Reynoldo lit the votive candle at the grotto for San Jose de los Platanos, and prayed for the healthy delivery of his first child, he heard a disembodied voice say, "Your daughter will be born 17 inches long,"
To which Reynoldo replied, "Do you know the weight, too, San Jose?