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The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Life
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| September 15, 2006
| Sully777
Posted on 09/15/2006 2:12:28 AM PDT by sully777
It's Friday.
Life is meant to be lived.
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To: sully777
OK, cars. How about first cars? Not the actual one, but here's my first car, except that mine was a 4-door.
Dad bought it new. I totalled it at 127,000 miles, 10 years old. Hated that car when he gave it to me at age 17. Cried when I killed it at age 20.
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:59:27 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....I can dream can't I?)
To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:59:32 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: sully777
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Texas rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cattle, the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"
So the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This the one ...... right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
"I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him as she walks away.
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:04:24 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: sully777
Another vehicle. Dad had one (Army surplus) he used for a beach buggy. Not fast, but would pull like a tractor.
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:04:42 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....I can dream can't I?)
To: BJClinton
Looking for a new job?
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:08:16 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
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To: EX52D
To: KC_Conspirator
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:10:01 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: fredhead
My first car was a Ford Fiesta (bright orange). I hated that car so much. My firends were able to pick it up and move it somewhere so I'd have to look for it in the parking lot.
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:11:30 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: Sax
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09/15/2006 11:14:10 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
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To: SquirrelKing; sully777
To: SquirrelKing; sully777; BJClinton; EX52D; Lucky9teen
To: HOTTIEBOY
This one made me think of you...
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09/15/2006 11:17:37 AM PDT
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r-q-tek86
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To: r-q-tek86
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09/15/2006 11:18:35 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
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To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:20:15 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
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To: r-q-tek86
I've saved you a parking space.
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:21:27 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:25:05 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: JJR RNCH
I've saved you a parking space. Thank you...
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09/15/2006 11:25:23 AM PDT
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r-q-tek86
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To: JJR RNCH
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:25:29 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: r-q-tek86
Wait.
(looking closer)
I think that is me...
Nah, maybe not.
wait......
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:26:22 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: EX52D
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09/15/2006 11:26:32 AM PDT
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r-q-tek86
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