[Gay State Conservative]

Perhaps crucifying herself in Wembly Stadium would solve the problem.

[Stultis]

A whore, a skank, a moonbat AND a newage nut-job!

Come to think of it, not an odd combination at all.

[Slings and Arrows]

She'd be better off trying to stop the spread of VD...oh, right; she did. She got married.

[LowOiL]

She has gone off the New Age weirdo pier.

[MonroeDNA]

Words fail me.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

The woman who's always reinventing herself doesn't want nuclear waste.. I guess she doesn't want to reinvent herself as a toxic mutant!!

[Smokin' Joe]

Hoo Boy! Why don't they just hawk some alcohol laden elixir good for everything from the ague to zits? It is, after all, a time-honored use of the minstral show.

[Zman]

Methinks she hit her head sometime ago.

[ZinGirl]

“I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isn’t a world to conquer, what’s the point?

WTF? "i can write the greatest songs"? since when? she either needs to drink some of the stuff herself OR she's been drinking TOO MUCH of it. crikey.

[Cheburashka]

Oh, she's nuts.

That explains a lot.

She's got good publicity people, since they kept it quiet for so long.

[driftdiver]

"“I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isn’t a world to conquer, what’s the point?"

She used to have good songs. Fabulous films? She must be referring to Mel Gibson's. Fashion ? Maybe she's referring to the cone bra she invented.

[sully777]

"I don't animals cuz...(giggle) like...I'm veteranarianer!"



"...me three!"

[darkwing104]

What a freek'n loon...

[sully777]

"I don't EAT animals...(giggle)...silly me!"

[Draco]

Pokey, the link doesn't work. This is certainly a parody piece (Ion and Valance as quoted sources -- which are also atomic physics lingo). And this elixir is a bovine gyno cure too. Am I the only one who is nuts and everyone else thinks this is real?

[Larry Lucido]

I think nuclear waste should be ground up and used as fertilizer. I've seen it on a tv show.

[lowbridge]

But civil servants at the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) and scientists at BNFL were obliged to take the celebrity couple seriously.

Probably because she used her faux British accent when she talked to them.

[muir_redwoods]

Who is this person Madonna?

[Huntress]

Some Kabbalah followers are even said to believe that nuclear waste is the cause of the Aids epidemic.

Come now. Everyone knows that Ronald Reagan and Ed Meese caused the AIDS epidemic.

[Turbopilot]

I wonder if this isn't an offshoot of the trend over the past couple years for celebrities to become politically "involved". Lots of superstars got accustomed to being surrounded by their "people" who would gush over their every thought and whim as though they were divinely inspired. They stopped realizing that those people were there for the sole purpose of getting a cut of the proceeds and started to believe that they really were great political scientists.

Now it's apparently not enough for some celebs to quote blurbs from New York Times editorials and believe that they are the greatest political thinkers alive. I wonder if Madonna will start a new trend of celebrities believing that they're actually brilliant scientists and engineers too.