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Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Double Meanings.
The BBC because Brits are silly by nature ^ | 7-28-06 | sully777

Posted on 07/28/2006 12:19:03 AM PDT by sully777

Phrases that sound innocent as well as dirty--depending on your mindset:


Petra told Ingrid, "You have a lovely rug."
Let's grab something at the golden arches.
St. Louis was once known as Mound City.
She was caught raising the flag this weekend.
The cavernous hole is wet with dew.
She favored wood as a golfer.
No one ever confused Lance as a wine sipper; hard stuff was his passion.
There was ecstatic joy as Marc Spitz lapped the pool several times in triumph, until he accidently fell into the mud.
We were in a tight spot as our camels' toes were stuck in the sand.
They sat silently, watching a Yankee game, when Bearnice cried out in delight, "Randy Johnson's pitches are high hard ones!" The girls nodded knowingly.
Shag was her favorite course in rug making at TCC's interior design class.

And the all-time classic:
If I tell you that's tight, will you hold that against me?


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21 posted on 07/28/2006 1:02:59 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Allegra

22 posted on 07/28/2006 1:03:45 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Dallas59
Putin sounds like pootin


23 posted on 07/28/2006 1:06:23 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Dallas59

24 posted on 07/28/2006 1:12:04 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Dallas59; martin_fierro; nuke rocketeer

25 posted on 07/28/2006 1:15:51 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
Time to clean up the double meaning stuff...!



Time to get happy!

26 posted on 07/28/2006 1:24:13 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
How do you escape double meanings?



They are everywhere!
27 posted on 07/28/2006 1:32:38 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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28 posted on 07/28/2006 1:44:46 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Allegra; Dallas59; The_Victor
Well...it's come down to subtitles of silliness as we approach morning, stateside



Stay safe Allegra!
29 posted on 07/28/2006 1:49:59 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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HOO BOY...Silly Games!
30 posted on 07/28/2006 1:56:38 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Allegra

31 posted on 07/28/2006 2:04:01 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.


32 posted on 07/28/2006 2:05:55 AM PDT by beyond the sea (The truth exists even when it is ignored.)
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To: sully777

Ouch!


33 posted on 07/28/2006 2:07:54 AM PDT by beyond the sea (The truth exists even when it is ignored.)
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34 posted on 07/28/2006 2:08:05 AM PDT by Allegra (FReeping LIVE! from "the other war zone.")
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To: beyond the sea
Early morning stretches


35 posted on 07/28/2006 2:08:14 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Allegra
Seinfeld's



Silly Putty

36 posted on 07/28/2006 2:12:13 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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There's a picture of Hillary that's been posted here often that has her looking a lot like that!

;-)

37 posted on 07/28/2006 2:13:17 AM PDT by beyond the sea (The truth exists even when it is ignored.)
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38 posted on 07/28/2006 2:16:30 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777; teenyelliott; Millee

39 posted on 07/28/2006 2:18:30 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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See you all later. Keep up the high ideals of silliness or else this man will give you a thrashing!


40 posted on 07/28/2006 2:28:39 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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