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Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Double Meanings.
The BBC because Brits are silly by nature ^ | 7-28-06 | sully777

Posted on 07/28/2006 12:19:03 AM PDT by sully777

Phrases that sound innocent as well as dirty--depending on your mindset:


Petra told Ingrid, "You have a lovely rug."
Let's grab something at the golden arches.
St. Louis was once known as Mound City.
She was caught raising the flag this weekend.
The cavernous hole is wet with dew.
She favored wood as a golfer.
No one ever confused Lance as a wine sipper; hard stuff was his passion.
There was ecstatic joy as Marc Spitz lapped the pool several times in triumph, until he accidently fell into the mud.
We were in a tight spot as our camels' toes were stuck in the sand.
They sat silently, watching a Yankee game, when Bearnice cried out in delight, "Randy Johnson's pitches are high hard ones!" The girls nodded knowingly.
Shag was her favorite course in rug making at TCC's interior design class.

And the all-time classic:
If I tell you that's tight, will you hold that against me?


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To: Pyro7480
You scored as Marines. Semper Fi. You are a true Marine. You are the nation's most devastating fighting force, barring Special Forces. But your place was not easy to get. You endured the harshest basic training of any Armed Force to get where you are, and your reward is the respect and admiration of everyone else (except maybe the Air Force, who may view you as just a dumb grunt. Perhaps it's true, but you just want to fight).

Marines

79%

Air Force

71%

Army

71%

Coast Guard

54%

Navy

50%

Which branch of the Military are you?
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321 posted on 07/29/2006 10:35:20 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
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To: BJClinton

Absolutely. The blind man saw the whole thing!


322 posted on 07/30/2006 8:21:11 PM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: sully777
I'd say that was a joke but Nuke lives in Oklahoma so it could be a true story.

???? I happen to live in Illinoisy and lived in Texas before that.

323 posted on 07/30/2006 8:23:02 PM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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