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Jump Into Hasselhoff's Car (New Hoff Video!)

Posted on 07/02/2006 8:53:47 PM PDT by pcottraux

Still doesn't quite capture the magic of "Hooked on a Feeling," but have a look at "Jump Into My Car."

Wow. Just wow.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hasselhoff; hoff; hoffster; jumpincar; thehoff
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To: BJClinton

Wow...is that actually possible? (ducking!)


41 posted on 07/02/2006 9:40:31 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: pcottraux; Xenalyte; dead; feinswinesuksass

AAAHHH!!!

It's the WORST. EVER!!!

*runs, screaming*


42 posted on 07/02/2006 9:45:29 PM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: pcottraux

43 posted on 07/02/2006 9:47:07 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: JRios1968
Oooh... I'm a Hoffy-Spotter! More! More!
44 posted on 07/02/2006 9:47:58 PM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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45 posted on 07/02/2006 9:48:22 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: AnnaZ

46 posted on 07/02/2006 9:51:06 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: bitt
is this guy CAMPY or what?
I would say "yes", but then that would have to be evidenced by at least a shred of tongue-in-cheekiness, of which there is none.

No, I fear it's worse. I believe he actually thinks it's cool. This terrifies me.

47 posted on 07/02/2006 9:55:34 PM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: JRios1968

How's that math thing working for ya?


48 posted on 07/02/2006 10:02:03 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: BJClinton

If I stick my hands in my pockets, I can count to 11.


49 posted on 07/02/2006 10:06:36 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: pcottraux

Now that I've actually listened to it, it's a pretty good song. Nice guitar work - I wonder who played? That slide solo sounds a bit like Waddy Wachtel.


50 posted on 07/02/2006 10:12:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: AnnaZ

Of course he's cool!

Haven't you ever seen "Baywatch?" He can run down the beach in slow motion. Not everyone can do that.


51 posted on 07/02/2006 10:18:15 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

The guitar work needs to find new lyrics and vocalizations.

The back-and-forth conversation-style lyrics are pretty dreadful.


52 posted on 07/02/2006 10:21:10 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux
IT'S ALL DREADFUL!
53 posted on 07/02/2006 10:25:14 PM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: JRios1968
One for Allegra

Aaaaaagghhhhhh!! My eyes! My eyes!

54 posted on 07/02/2006 10:34:51 PM PDT by Allegra (A Journey of 1,000 Miles Begins with A Bunch of Security Hassles at the Airport)
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To: JRios1968
If I stick my hands in my pockets, I can count to 11.

You mean 10.5
55 posted on 07/02/2006 10:41:22 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: AnnaZ

Did you ever see "Hooked on a Feeling?"

That one was much worse than this one, believe me.


56 posted on 07/02/2006 10:53:08 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: AnnaZ

I fear the same thing, too: he doesn't GET the camp. He thinks he is cool!


57 posted on 07/02/2006 10:53:37 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: pcottraux

Now, "Hooked on a Feeling" looked like it had been made by two kids on LSD, sitting on the floor with some celluloid and a pair of scissors.


58 posted on 07/02/2006 10:56:27 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: pcottraux
I didn't want to get into this, mostly because I'm such a lousy typist, however...

This is worse. BECAUSE -- while, yes, it's dachsund free, he makes up for the lack of a female in HOAF with overkill, three women in this one, which makes less sense than the flying angel-girls. Also, while he displayed his uber-narcissism in the last one by being "hooked", basically, on himself, there is so much over-the-top Hoff-promotion in this one, I want to die.

Also, while he seems to initially ditch the bluescreen for a little reality in this one, that only lasts so long. AARRGGHH!!

Perhaps there's no "spear-chucking" in this one, but the "evil Hoff" and the "kung-fu Hoff" are far too much for me to bear.

And then, of course, he ends up where he wants to be, singing to himself, after ejecting the chick. This isn't even remotely funny. He's so f-ing egocentric he finds this "you're too much of a hassle, beyotch"-sadism to be marketable and charming.

I wish I was a psychiatrist. Just for this video's sake.

59 posted on 07/02/2006 11:03:34 PM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: Yaelle
I fear the same thing, too: he doesn't GET the camp. He thinks he is cool!
Exactly! How insulated from reality must his life be?!

Oh, and "fear" was the right word. I can't imagine being so disconnected from The Real World. 100% hyperbole-free scary.

60 posted on 07/02/2006 11:07:29 PM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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