Posted on 06/29/2006 11:45:23 PM PDT by sully777
umm, err... Look! A butterfly...
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You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try.
OMG! That's so true. Never, ever, ever let your butt touch a public toilet seat. It is so important to cover the seat with at least two layers of t.p. to be completely safe--and if you lose your balance from "The Stance" you're doomed...lol.
I've learned long ago to always check for toilet paper before entering the stall because the woman in the next stall might not be kind enough to spare a square :)
You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.
"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
Checking in-with this subtle nuanced offering:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNLHXwk2Ud4
I could explain post #86 better. ;o)
That was part of your on-the-job training, wasn't it?
Happy Birthday America Weekend ! ! !
I work Tues-Sat, so I DO get a 3-day weekend!!!
True Silliness:
Yesterday at work, as I am answering the phones, I get a telemarketer. No biggie, I just ignore him like usual and hang up. This guy calls right back, and insists to talk to my IT manager. I ask what company he is from, and he says in a very thick India-Indian accent, NV-Bell. I ask who, just to have him repeat it like I can't understand him. He says it again, and I ask several more times, who??
He is starting to get mad at me, and I tell him, "I am sorry, but I can't understand you." He gets even more mad, so I say, "Sorry, I can't understand, goodbye" and hang up.
Well, this guy is persistent. He calls again, and before I can finish saying my name, company and how can I help you, he starts yelling at me in clearer but still bad english, "YOU DON'T HANG UP ON ME, I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR. YOU ARE GOING TO BE FIRED. YOU VERY RUDE MAN."
I laugh right back at him. This must not have come across as funny to him, because he then says, "I am a NV-Bell IT supervisor. I will turn off your long distance in 30 minutes unless I talk to your boss and you will be out of a job."
I ask, "So now you are threatening to shut off our long distance service to my business?" "No, I did not say that...." I put him on hold.
Now, I don't know if we use Sprint, NV-Bell, whoever, but being this is the business, and I don't want to get the boss mad at me, I go and talk to the boss. We are a very small company, a local ISP. The Boss says, "No, we don't have them as a carrier. Let me talk to him."
Th boss talks to him awhile, and proceeds to tell him the same thing, "sorry, I can't understand you."
Come to find out, after spewing that I should be fired, because I kept hanging up on him, me being rude...etc. When the boss finally convinces him that he will deal with me, then the guy flips a switch and starts in, "How would you like to save up to 30% on your long distance calls......."
The boss hangs up on him.
The boss then tells me, if he calls back, just keep hanging up on him, I don't care what that idiot says to you.
Ending: A minute later, the phone rings, the Boss yells at me, "HANG UP on him!".......I LOL, pickup the phone....It is the boss's client he was waiting all this time for. I tell the boss without telling him who it is......"Oh, you want to talk to this guy, be nice."
He was.
What is gonna happen today, who knows.
Sorry for being long, but it has been one of those weeks. 3 weeks to go before Vacation trip driving to TN....weeeee
Have a great weekend all!!!!
guess what just arrived at the gun store...
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my Saiga-12 3" chambered 19" barrel 5-shot semiauto shotgun.
there goes this week's pay.
*visualize me chuckling in rapidly building maniacal delight*
You're not the fastest, nor the most nimble, but you're cute and you have style. You're not intensely competitive, but when you pass by, everyone turns to look.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
FIREWORKS!!!
he he he
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