Posted on 06/29/2006 11:45:23 PM PDT by sully777
Everyday.
Twice on Sunday.
And how long will the boy's be imprisoned in their room?.........LOL
Questions (game)
Questions is a game which is played by asking questions. Play starts when the first player asks a question. The next player in line must answer the question with another question.
A foul is called on a player for "hesitation" if the player takes too long in replying, for "statement" if the player neglects to form his reply as a question, or for "repetition".
Optionally, fouls may be incurred for "rhetoric" (the use of rhetorical questions) and for a "non-sequitur" reply, if the reply doesn't have anything to do with the question.
When a player receives a foul, he leaves the game. When all players but one foul out, that remaining player wins, or receives a point for the round, if it is agreed to play multiple rounds.
Example of play:
"How did you get here?"
"Didn't you see me get off the bus?"
"Was I at the bus stop?"
"Which bus stop?"
"Am I expected to know everything?"
"Why is the sky blue?"
"Non-sequitur!"
Questions was played by Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in the 1990 film Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, although it has a much larger presence in the play of the same name.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Questions_(game)
OMG! When I was a kid my parents had a phone like that!!! LOL!
You're an American classic -- fast, strong, and bold. You're not snobby or pretentious, but you have what it takes to give anyone a run for their money.
"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
You like to soak up the sun, but your tastes are down to earth. Everyone thinks you're cute. Life is a winding road, and you like to take the curves in stride. Let other people compete in the rat race - you're just here to enjoy the ride.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
You're not subtle, but you don't want to be. Fast, loud, and dramatic, you want people to notice you, and then get out of the way. In a world full of sheep, you're a raging bull.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
You like to go topless, I see
The explanation of life.....
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
>>>>>Okay. Just one more before Mrs. Lurkin catches me.<<<<<<<
HottieGirl usually shows me alot better pictures than I find myself.
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?”
The old man replied, “Yep. None of us could get the jar open.”
umm, err... Look! A butterfly...
During a neighborhood party, Joe got into an argument with
his neighbor, about presidential politics. Finally, the
neighbor asked me why Joe was such a dedicated Republican.
Joe told him that his father and grandfather were both
Republicans and he was carrying on the family tradition.
"That's it?" said the exasperated neighbor. "What if your
father and
grandfather had been horse thieves?"
"Well..." Joe replied, "I suppose then I'd be a Democrat."
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