BOOYAH! The Official Friday Silliness Thread's Salute To Summer

e-medicine.com ^ | 6-23-06 | sully777

[Tatze]

But sometimes I miss when the baby would fall asleep on my chest.

You've got someone else to do that now!

[absolootezer0]

bah.. that guy had a much better make up artist in phantom menace.

[Tatze]

But sometimes I miss when the baby would fall asleep on my chest.

You've got someone else to do that now!

Oops, brain fart. But probably still applies!

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I dont think this thread is gonna make it...

[EX52D]

[wallcrawlr]

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[EX52D]

I'm still stickin' around until it's time to go home...

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[Heartlander]

My ex-brother-in-law did something like this to the extreme… He filled a cannon with black powder while I grabbed a beer. I was told to ‘check out his cannon’ (hey, there was a cannon - so put this in context) and went over to see him lighting a gross of bottle rockets he had fused together to drop into the cannon. No big deal I thought - - - He quickly jumped away after he dropped the bottle rockets into the cannon and I remember thinking, ‘what a wimp’ - - - until the explosion!

I saw a white light and could hear nothing but “Brrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrr” - When he helped me off the ground I knew he was laughing but I could not hear anything but “brrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrr’ and I think this noise was heart beat - but I can’t be sure.

I do not advocate violence - but he is my ex-brother-in-law…

[Lucky9teen]

[ShadowAce]

LOL!

The setup I explained does not go off all at once--luckily. Instead we get several minutes of bottle rocket explosions, a fountain of smoke, and lots of activity.

What's fun is that after a few minutes of these going off, the bucket starts burning, and black smoke just starts pouring out.

It's quite entertaining.

[HOTTIEBOY]

What ever happened to a good ole m80 in the mailbox?

[BJClinton]

A tad grosser than that that, FReund.

[Heartlander]

M80 in the mailbox?

[Lucky9teen]

Come on...let's at least get this thread to 666 posts...

[GretchenM]

JOHN KERRY IS A SAINT

On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., Senator John Kerry's campaign manager visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that John Kerry would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Kerry to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kerry a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Kerry's views."

Kerry's manager then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donat ion of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Kerry as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Kerry's campaign manager promised, Senator Kerry appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated himself prominently at the edge of the main isle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that Senator Kerry was present. Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation --

"While Senator Kerry's presence is probably an honor to some, he is not my favorite person. Some of his views are contrary to those of the church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other views. John Kerry is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. John Kerry is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief."

"John Kerry is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. He turned on his buddies in Vietnam. He wrote a book and portrayed himself in the best light when he was a traitor to his fellow servicemen. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in for a medal (including one that does not even exist)." 'He married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. He also has a reputation for shirking his senatorial obligations both here, in Washington, and in Massachusetts. He simply is not to be trusted."

The Cardinal completed his view of Kerry with, "But, when compared to Senator Ted Kennedy, some might say that Senator Kerry is a saint."

[Heartlander]

Listen here Missy!

[sully777]

Apparently I don't change them properly because the Mrs. won't let me do it anymore. Duct tape does an outstanding job of keeping the diaper on, despite what she says.

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(Scottish accent) I duct tape the diaper but I don't think she'll hold. I'm just going to take a nip and figure it all out."