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| 6-23-06
| sully777
Posted on 06/22/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by sully777
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: booyah; burnt; friday; ofst; sandinmysuit; silliness; squishy; summer; swimming; whatwinter
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To: r-q-tek86
But sometimes I miss when the baby would fall asleep on my chest. You've got someone else to do that now!
621
posted on
06/23/2006 1:52:43 PM PDT
by
Tatze
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To: Zavien Doombringer
bah.. that guy had a much better make up artist in phantom menace.
622
posted on
06/23/2006 1:53:17 PM PDT
by
absolootezer0
("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
To: r-q-tek86
But sometimes I miss when the baby would fall asleep on my chest. You've got someone else to do that now!
Oops, brain fart. But probably still applies!
623
posted on
06/23/2006 1:54:55 PM PDT
by
Tatze
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To: Tatze
624
posted on
06/23/2006 1:58:24 PM PDT
by
Tatze
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To: Tatze
I dont think this thread is gonna make it...
625
posted on
06/23/2006 2:07:10 PM PDT
by
Tatze
(This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
To: Tatze
626
posted on
06/23/2006 2:09:09 PM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: EX52D; Tatze
To: wallcrawlr
628
posted on
06/23/2006 2:15:53 PM PDT
by
Tatze
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To: Tatze
I'm still stickin' around until it's time to go home...
629
posted on
06/23/2006 2:17:19 PM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Tatze
630
posted on
06/23/2006 2:17:31 PM PDT
by
Tatze
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To: ShadowAce
My ex-brother-in-law did something like this to the extreme
He filled a cannon with black powder while I grabbed a beer. I was told to check out his cannon (hey, there was a cannon - so put this in context) and went over to see him lighting a gross of bottle rockets he had fused together to drop into the cannon. No big deal I thought - - - He quickly jumped away after he dropped the bottle rockets into the cannon and I remember thinking, what a wimp - - - until the explosion!
I saw a white light and could hear nothing but Brrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrr - When he helped me off the ground I knew he was laughing but I could not hear anything but brrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrr and I think this noise was heart beat - but I cant be sure.
I do not advocate violence - but he is my ex-brother-in-law
631
posted on
06/23/2006 2:17:40 PM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Finish your beer! There are sober people in India…)
To: Tatze
632
posted on
06/23/2006 2:22:55 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: Heartlander
LOL!
The setup I explained does not go off all at once--luckily. Instead we get several minutes of bottle rocket explosions, a fountain of smoke, and lots of activity.
What's fun is that after a few minutes of these going off, the bucket starts burning, and black smoke just starts pouring out.
It's quite entertaining.
633
posted on
06/23/2006 2:25:30 PM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
What ever happened to a good ole m80 in the mailbox?
634
posted on
06/23/2006 2:30:15 PM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: Zavien Doombringer
A tad grosser than that that, FReund.
635
posted on
06/23/2006 2:32:26 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
M80 in the mailbox?
636
posted on
06/23/2006 2:52:34 PM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Finish your beer! There are sober people in India…)
To: Heartlander
Come on...let's at least get this thread to 666 posts...
637
posted on
06/23/2006 3:27:46 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
JOHN KERRY IS A SAINT
On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., Senator John Kerry's campaign manager visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that John Kerry would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Kerry to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kerry a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Kerry's views."
Kerry's manager then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donat ion of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Kerry as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Kerry's campaign manager promised, Senator Kerry appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated himself prominently at the edge of the main isle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that Senator Kerry was present. Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation --
"While Senator Kerry's presence is probably an honor to some, he is not my favorite person. Some of his views are contrary to those of the church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other views. John Kerry is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. John Kerry is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief."
"John Kerry is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. He turned on his buddies in Vietnam. He wrote a book and portrayed himself in the best light when he was a traitor to his fellow servicemen. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in for a medal (including one that does not even exist)." 'He married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. He also has a reputation for shirking his senatorial obligations both here, in Washington, and in Massachusetts. He simply is not to be trusted."
The Cardinal completed his view of Kerry with, "But, when compared to Senator Ted Kennedy, some might say that Senator Kerry is a saint."
638
posted on
06/23/2006 4:12:14 PM PDT
by
GretchenM
(What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
To: Lucky9teen
639
posted on
06/23/2006 4:25:31 PM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Finish your beer! There are sober people in India…)
To: BJClinton
Apparently I don't change them properly because the Mrs. won't let me do it anymore. Duct tape does an outstanding job of keeping the diaper on, despite what she says.
(Scottish accent) I duct tape the diaper but I don't think she'll hold. I'm just going to take a nip and figure it all out."
640
posted on
06/23/2006 4:26:03 PM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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